Isn't he Phil E. Buster's cousin?

When drivers see nice pussy waiting by the side of the road they usually slow down.

Looks yummy.
I want one. Or two. Or three...

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Was your novel about a community of mammals immunocompromised since time immemorial who've lost their immediate memory?

I wouldn't like to work there, so I guess that makes me Meta averse.

Powering ships by wind is a silly idea that'll never catch on.

For one thing how will the ship store all the air needed to make the windmills turn?

Did you know:

The Queen didn't actually parachute into the Olympic opening ceremony, it was Paddington bear in a human suit.

Her Maj started breeding horses as cheap food for her corgis, but a few horses kept running away and she realised their speed would be better suited to racing.

"Write what you know" - a school assignment.

Chapter 1: The teachers who were having an affair that they thought was secret but wasn't and I have the pictures to prove it.

Chapter 2: The student who was awarded an A+ if they withdraw chapter 3 about 'The Incident in the Staff Room' caught on CCTV.

Double light saber for attacking 2 people.

48 light sabers hacked together for cantina bar scenes. Just in case.

So that would be 87 light sabres stuck together for mass battles. Probably.

Darth Duct Tape, Darth Vell Croe and Darth Just Use Magnets are all powerful masters in this new universe.

Lucky Strike - it's toasted because people don't normally set fire to cigarettes when they smoke them, so we've preheated it for you. Then let it cool again. Ready for you to heat again*

*Marketing department here, er, what was our unique selling point supposed to be, because this makes no sense?

No, I think the train was a great invention.

Ah Mr Bond, we've been dissecting you...

Anne Robinson as a robot from a Dr Who episode.

Obviously it's Vaporise, from the Dr Who special.

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Er, a lot of these board games appear to be card games.

I demand a refund!

I believe in these cases we should think of our lord and saviour Mr Chumbawamba and ask what he would do?

His sacred texts sayeth unto us:

I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down.

Words I'm sure we can all live by.

But why did they call it 'velvet' if it's not sooo swoft an fwuffffyyyy...?

I'm going to use it as a pillow.
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If you merged 2 lists then sent emails to people on 1, you could've skipped the merge step.

No I don't think a petroleum jelly company will sponsor you as what you're proposing is illegal under the Sexual Offences with Agricultural Machinery Act 1805, and possibly also Misuse of Trampolines in a Public Place, 1993.

Police say this is a serious crime and they intend to throw the book at him.

Don't worry about the reviews, look at the sales figures, because that's all your next book deal will be interested in.

Also if you must read your own reviews do it bi-monthly to get an overview of the average, and don't focus on what any single individual says.

For example me. Just ignore me.
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White paint, for their flags.

If you hire someone from Europe then 6 am USA time is mid morning for them, so they'll be fine starting at that time and even get a lie in.

I'm not surprised he has difficulty finding a home looking like that.

Please take him to a vet and get that orange growth removed from his head.

It's the section about Garden Hoes.

Might as well become a Professor
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It's obviously about Dolly Parton and her husband visiting a bank where Joe L'âne, the famous French photographer, is taking pictures.

Dolly doesn't want her to take photos of her husband so she implores Joe not to take her man.

I think the meaning of the song is very clear and beyond any doubt.

I'm surprised at the shutter noise from the camera in the background. (Possibly a nikon z5?).

You'd think if you're going to spend millions going to the moon you'd bring a more modern mirrorless camera, but I guess tried and tested reliability is more important.

What program do you use for the character?

Have you ever wondered how much faster humans would be if their nerves were made from gold plated 5Nines copper?

1st rule of comedy - you've got to have a close relative who knows someone in the cast.