I love when I see a post that is so clearly not about me lol

"What do you mean, "How do I know everyone?" We all went to Twitter together."

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Put up some limited edition Public Enemy SHE GOT GAME shirts to raise money for these women athletes.

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The Most Horrifying Image From U.S. Politics in Recent Years History repeats as photos of people supporting mass deportations reflect their cruelty and indifference to the suffering of others

Wrote this one before the last election and just came across it again. Now the images seem even more chilling. The grinning support for cruelty and terror.

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this is not a drill!

oldest got his drivers license today and picking his sister up as his first solo drive

I FINALLY HAVE AN IN-HOUSE UBER

Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed.

Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.

I KNOWWWWW 😭

Quasimodo looking fucking pic

Wiiiiise

i identify as MAMA

Make
America
Matriarchal
Already!

when you're on the edge of havinf to pee

that's the precipiss

hockey butts should only be bestowed on the best of men tbh

it takes real skill to assemble that much potential with the lowest bar possible and still not clear it

Insane that I have the ick for an entire men’s hockey team at once.

awww, I remember when I was a tiny baby shitposter and felt like it was mean not follow everyone back

she was a different person

thank youuu

🎶 His pants are on fiiiirrrrrre
His pants are on fireeeeeeuh
That boy is on firrrrrrre
His pants still on fireeeeuh🎶

This is dope!!!

Insta from the Drink Cheerwine account, it's a SS of my BLUESKY post that says "Cheerwine iz bae" which is funny bc it was a joke post but also I do really love Cheerwine. It has 84 likes lol.

IG famous bb

hmmm maybe what we need is a dot CALM boom

rapper Nelly pivoting to the children's party entertainment space (decorations, clowning) with his company the Ballunatics

i didn’t pick the cougar life, the cougar life picked me

She’s doing okay 💅

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better

can’t wait for him to find out I’m getting folded like a sheet by men half his age 😇

If I didn’t have a soul I would’ve gotten away with it much closer to home lol

currently grinding my teeth into powder bc apparently murder is wrong or some shit

istg this man has no clue how many times I’ve crafted elaborate fantasies of how I’d end him

i think about this *daily*

i don't even think this is up for debate - my life would almost certainly be better if i were dumber and meaner

is there any way to do a flowers-for-robgernon-type thing or

what's going on with lobotomies these days

Doc said no heavy machinery but my care bears cloud car seems pretty harmless