unc is not a term of disparagement, it's a cheeky but respectful way to refer to an elder

She didn’t, she said that she forgave her

@raeforla.com needs to be elected because day one she would cancel the ICE contract LAPD has that Hydee Feldstein Soto told them to honor

honestly i am constantly thinking things like "where are the fathers" these days

It’s not Clavicular’s fault, he is life trapped in facetiously perfect form machined together from a unique striate of WASP eugenics and late stage capitalism

Michelle Pfeiffer best to ever do it

Oh right on

It's also not white folks' place to disagree with Black people. You don't have moral authority over Black people. Go work on yourself and your racist peers. Trust that intra-community activism is happening all the time and doesn't require your input.

I mean this genuinely not trying to come at you aggressively

No I mean like whose money specifically is doing well

When we talk about the economy, what exactly are we talking about

Well at least we’re only playing for some of my marbles. What’s that? You’re kidding

starting to believe a big part of our problem is how many people need to believe everything is a conspiracy planned by evil geniuses that only they can see through, instead of anything being just what it is on its face

Is it too late to run for governor

A little on the nose for The Pitt to have a subplot about the out-of-work puppets from defunded PBS getting treated for "frown-itis" but hearing "Elmo is worried Dr. Robby is going to kill himself" made me tear up ngl

It’s complex and it feels true, but it’s not too much to follow for television my man is firing on all cylinders materializing an ideal of flawed masculinity

Project Hail Mary was an insult, a dying flourish of an empires sustaining lie

WE NEED BAD IRRELEVANT TAKES IMMEDIATELY

FLOOD THE TIMELINE

Noah Wyle is the Tom Cruise of television. Committed to Los Angeles. All about the experience. Real viewer service. I’m in romantic love with him

Jack Martin deserves an award for Pizza Movie hot mama he slaughters it

How much does a bullet require

I wish that Bobby’s World
Would just stop hasslin me

I’m not crazy I’m just a Howie Mandel
I know right now you can’t tell
But stay a while, and maybe then you’ll see
My game show on TV

Is there a Mr. Me With That Shit?

Yes we famously pushed back on authoritarians too soon, historically

Jesus said that his most important commandment was for us to love one another. I think of that every time I see neighbors talking to one another. I think about the real, practical grace of having each other‘s backs, and how this act of loving one another is its own sort of salvation

“oh jesus christ they verified you” is another name for Easter

I don’t understand data centers to be built for the purpose of dispensing information and platforming authors, but rather to collect information and hold it for the benefit of a singular powerful entity

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao