Got exactly what you needed but didn’t use the timeout and then pressed into an atrocious shot from the guy that shouldn’t be taking it. What the hell was even that?!??

WTF CALL A TIMEOUT

More lower tier, Elf on the Shelf was 1000% a result of malls dying and interactions with Santa falling off.

Professional sports is a work. It’s always been a work. It’ll always be a work.

OH MY GOD MCMAHON

Damn, this hurts. I have a picture with Oscar somewhere. I had to be like 5 or 6 and yes it hilarious. Absolute legend. RIP

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I do get a kick out of Dex playing through the last few shit show seasons and then finally when there’s light at the end of the tunnel him bouncing. Sigh.

Drag bunt down 6 runs in the 6th off a pitcher cruising with 75 pitches. I might jump out the window.

Making Detmers look like Randy fucking Johnson is something else.

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Fear not, friends, help is on the way with Anthony Volpe coming.

Lol that game was drunk

Jake Bird ain’t it.

ALL RISE!!!

Sometimes I feel like I live in the fucking upside down. We could fix this, fairly easily actually, but making 70 year old grandmas deliver Big Macs is THE solution. And she’s fucking fine with it. Lol

We could -you know- have a legitimate, comprehensive healthcare system that wouldn’t make families with loved ones battling cancer go through their life savings and “break the bank” even with insurance but I think gig worker for geriatric grandmas is a much better solution, don’t you?

Wait…they sent Vance to Hungary to circle jerk Orbán ahead of an election and he lost it?!? WTF LMAO 😂😂😂😂

Holy fuck that was a pathetic AB from G. Lol

Yankees going to be in trouble if 6-9 in the lineup never hit. Might want to fix that. Just a thought.

The idea of him realizing *somebody* has to take the fall and if he doesn’t pardon them they’ll take the heat for years is fucking hilarious to me.

“Well first off we have to get through this war” and the response being “we shouldn’t have been in this war in the first place” is such easy money. If they can’t win on that idk what to tell you.

Kind of funny how Alex Jones said Trump had “early onset dementia.” The guy is 80 years old. That’s regular onset dementia dude. He’s old as shit

What a good fucking win! Needed that. Hart need that too. LGK

What can I say about Ryan McMahon’s swing right now that hasn’t already been said about the war in Iran?

Boone does one obvious thing right (sits the dude that couldn’t hit the Las Vegas Sphere right now) and there’s like 12 articles about how smart he is. Get the fuck outta here with that.

THIS SUMS IT UP AS WELL AS ANYONE CAN:

Mark Leiter Jr giving it up….

LOL fuck yeah Rosario!!

Cam hasn’t made a pitch that bad in a long time. Grooved it.