Tried this to try to get my misguided conspiracy audience to take the vaccine during the height of the pandemic but they just stopped following me. The conspiracy thought spiral is unfortunately powered by pure Thanatos and not merely its own volition.
Not sure if this was just rhetorical, but Spirit Box and the Modern Fairy Sightings Podcast are two that I’ve never heard bad politics from.
I moved in to the document because the landlord never visits so I thought I could prob establish squatters rights before he noticed, but honestly I’m glad I have to move out now because it’s disgusting in there.
Patent number: US1749090 A
Patent Title: Apparatus for obtaining criminal confessions and photographically recording them
Filing date: 10 Aug 1927
Inventor: Adelaide Shelby Helene
CONFESS YOUR SINS TO HELENE ADELAIDE'S INTERROGATION SKELETON
#WyrdWednesday
i just found the original title of silence of the lambs you know that movie about hannibal lector? it was originally called TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE
Twisted Metal season 2 drops in three days, starting to get very pumped
a british potato chip influencer named chris peters
god damn robert eggars beat me to the punch
trump released a streaming platform called Truth+ which - like the historical forces shaping that name are pretty clear but it's just incredibly 1984 isn't it
Don't stop talking about Clown In A Cornfield (2025) that movie was so good. Me and Athena still always saying "That's a lotta Friendos". Just perfect delivery.
suddenly possessed of the powerful urge to begin spelling "were", "wer". "As it wer" is beautiful, "as it were" now looks pretentious. Do I have the courage? No.
Pics please
i'm always so excited when spam says its my last chance at something and I can look forward to not having to get spam from them anymore and then annoyed when they inevitably extend the offer
that's crazy blue velvet has just started happening in places
I’m gonna be towing the actual United States nuclear arsenal in my pickup truck (my buddy is a general) and I got some streamers from Party City.
I’m still holding out hope that I learn how to cure this dang hangover
Trump tacks up his own photo and strings a new line straight from the eye at the top of the pyramid to himself, crossing all red lines in one fell swoop. He keeps muttering to himself one word: “foolproof”.
A presentation in the Oval Office: a conspiracy theorist has used red string to connect various groups (e.g. space lizards) to other groups (e.g. the LIBERALS) in a complicated diagram of power.
bribes
Maybe we can hack this: if Marina Abromavic would declare her latest piece of self-mutilating performance art is Trump and Musk themselves then they might get duck-season-rabbit-seasoned into condemning themselves as degenerate and then getting torn apart Bacchae-style by rabid maga-men.
Carlton Mellick is great. You might also enjoy Exercise Bike.
