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Posts by Laura Nightingale (she/her)

you know things are bad if cops are complaining about other cops

6 months ago 378 144 7 3

one of the stranger phenomena in American life is that hate is supposed to flow in one direction (rural people get to hate urban people, Republicans get to hate Democrats) and if the hate goes the other way people pretend as if this is very upsetting.

9 months ago 7339 1856 159 72

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening

historians: that thing is definitely happening

star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it

news outlets: these protesters are out of control

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I don't care if these monstrous ICE raids are a "federal operation". This is authoritarian violence, plain and simple.

Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.

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Katherine Faulders
@KFaulders

NEW - Ben Schrader, the former chief of the criminal division for the U.S. attorney's office in Nashville, resigned following the office's decision to seek an indictment against Kilmar Abrego Garcia, sources familiar with the matter tell ABC
News.

Katherine Faulders @KFaulders NEW - Ben Schrader, the former chief of the criminal division for the U.S. attorney's office in Nashville, resigned following the office's decision to seek an indictment against Kilmar Abrego Garcia, sources familiar with the matter tell ABC News.

WOW. Breaking news from ABC that has the potential to cast serious doubts on today’s indictment of Mr. Abrego Garcia.

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😆😆😆

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That was epic.

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"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

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The Simpsons - Sideshow Bob Stepping On Rakes Compilation
The Simpsons - Sideshow Bob Stepping On Rakes Compilation YouTube video by Cartoon Vids

Seattle WorldCon be like youtu.be/aRq1Ksh-32g?...

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We've reached the point in our descent into fascism where the Jewish governor's house getting firebombed on Passover by a guy trying to bash his head in with a sledgehammer is overshadowed by the story of the President saying he wants to build foreign gulags for US citizens.

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A group of people at a protest holding signs. The main sign reads: "HEY TRUMP, NOBODY PAID US TO BE HERE! WE ALL HATE YOU FOR FREE!" Other signs include one with the word "RESISTANCE" in red and another in pink with partially visible text

A group of people at a protest holding signs. The main sign reads: "HEY TRUMP, NOBODY PAID US TO BE HERE! WE ALL HATE YOU FOR FREE!" Other signs include one with the word "RESISTANCE" in red and another in pink with partially visible text

They’re in such a cult bubble that they can’t understand why so many free-thinking people voluntarily give of their time to oppose him.

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In memory of Val Kilmer, a double feature tonight: Willow, and Real Genius. Maybe Tombstone tomorrow.

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A humorous image depicting two individuals dressed in matching grey outfits, styled to resemble characters from the movie "Austin Powers." The larger individual, standing behind, is holding a finger to their lips in a "shushing" gesture, while the smaller individual, strapped to the larger one's chest with a harness, has a displeased expression. The background is a plain dark teal color.

A humorous image depicting two individuals dressed in matching grey outfits, styled to resemble characters from the movie "Austin Powers." The larger individual, standing behind, is holding a finger to their lips in a "shushing" gesture, while the smaller individual, strapped to the larger one's chest with a harness, has a displeased expression. The background is a plain dark teal color.

Great. Now I need to inject bleach into my eyes.

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Fuck You Make Me is basically this administration’s E Plurubus Unum.

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Increasing prevalence of autism is due, in part, to changing diagnoses | Penn State University The greater than three-fold increase in autism diagnoses among students in special education programs in the United States between 2000 and 2010 may be due in large part to the reclassification of ind...

Increasing prevalence of autism is due, in part, to changing diagnoses www.psu.edu/news/researc... - many cases of what used to be called 'intellectual disability' are now being diagnosed as 'autism'

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A black and white engraving of a unicorn with a crescent moon on its hind quarters.

A black and white engraving of a unicorn with a crescent moon on its hind quarters.

Did you know today is #NationalUnicornDay?

This majestic image comes from 'Vaticinium Severi, et Leonis Imperatorum', a book of prophecies from the 9th century. Our copy was printed in 1596.

📖 : K 44/10

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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

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16 years ago I was in the ER with what turned out to be a heart attack caused by a spontaneous coronary artery dissection. Today I'm at the coast, grateful to still be here. ❤️🫀❤️

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This is the best use of 2 minutes and 15 seconds of your time today! Please watch it yourself and then share it. 💗

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The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.

From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.

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IRL, they can climb trees. 😆

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Are you confusing her with Roseanne?

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So sad. Anyway...

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Congratulations!!

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Since Trump has claimed Elon doesn’t run DOGE, we wanted to make sure you know who is running our government. This list has been updated with 15 names.

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