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Posts by Alison Malört

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The Robot Lawyer Who Was Neither Podcast Episode · Lawyers Behaving Badly · April 13 · 1h 30m

I had no idea this was happening! The LBB folks take an entertaining spin through what is, I will confess, one of the more joyfully surreal experiences of my life podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...

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Having a Pope from Chicago is funny enough, but to be from the SOUTH suburbs? A Naperville Pope would not be as hilarious as a Dolton Pope. The only way it would be funnier is if Leo were from Ford Heights.

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Those of us who grew up with the local mall being River Oaks are just Like That.

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Trump attacking the Pope is very funny to me. Leo is from DOLTON. He may be the Pope but I bet he can fight.

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Four people are now farther from Earth than anyone has ever been, with no ability to talk to anyone back home, for around 40 minutes.

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Democrats struggle to be ineffectual about both ICE excessive force murders and ICE depraved indifference murders

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Apparently I’m known enough at my local Dunkin’ that 1. when I only get food, they confirm I didn’t get a coffee too and 2. they give me extra hash browns for free. 🥰🥹

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LAST JUSTICE OF THE MOHICANS I AM FUCKING DEAD 💀💀💀

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God: I feel like I don’t ask for much, so I hope you will listen to one request I have for tomorrow. I’m calling it “Operation Abrupt Prolapse.” Now, please hear me out.

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Bad-faith assholes have no right not to be called out as bad faith assholes.

If you don’t want to be screenshot and called out, don’t be a bad-faith asshole.

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I love this weird freak of a man. Okkotsu Yuuta, my beloved.

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the thing is, people could easily just watch the fucking shitty wizard show and keep their mouth shut abt it. but they want to not only do whatever they want, they want to tell people about it and argue about how they're still a good person. they want everyone else to assuage their guilt for them

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ANYONE who drives through Hammond knows how OFTEN those trains stop and block the roads. It SUCKS. One of my friends was once trapped in her neighborhood for half an hour because the damn trains wouldn’t move.

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Another support beam of our free society falls into the nonconstitutional wood chipper of qualified immunity

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Trump Has Detained the Parents of More Than 11,000 U.S. Citizen Kids A ProPublica analysis of new ICE data shows that Trump has detained parents of U.S. citizen children at about twice the rate that Biden did, and moms have been deported four times as often.

NEW: More than 11,000. That’s how many US citizen children have a parent who has been detained under Trump, our new data analysis shows. When Doris Flores was separated from her four-month-old who was still breastfeeding, she turned to her pastor for help.
www.propublica.org/article/trum...

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Yep, just an objectively terrible human being

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Yes, but also: having the airports overrun by ICE agents would probably be a net good. They'll kill fewer people, and still alienate the public b/c the folk who fly don't have the patience for being beaten in the security line

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LET’S GOOO BITCHES AND BROS AND NONBINARY HOS!!!

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아리랑 INTENSIFYING

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There goes this week’s paycheck.

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Did he break it or not?

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You: People who fuck their students are BAD.

Other people: They are! Remember, though, that neither party in the instance you’re referencing ever said or implied that happened, so that rule doesn’t apply here.

You: What, you think he’s exempt from my rule just because he never broke it?

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All I said was “words have meanings” because you are extremely committed to using the wrong words on purpose.

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Show me the EXACT POST where someone was “defending Biss’ behavior” that you take issue with.

And you’re doing it again! You’re assigning behaviors and motivations to other people that you have no basis for!

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Do you know what the motte-and-bailey fallacy is?

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It is INCREDIBLY disrespectful of Dr. Wachspress to use inaccurate descriptors of what SHE SAYS HAPPENED. It accomplishes NOTHING.

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It was 100% both of our objections, because you are projecting your views onto someone else’s experience and insisting that she underwent things that both parties admit *did not happen.* What was your goal with this?

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