Weird how seemingly everyone in and around power has some kind of investing connection to Epstein, I'm sure it's just a coincidence

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Howdy, I'm the Sheriff of Chartcrimes round these parts and I'm here to lock you up.

The Stock Market Can Stay Irrational Longer than You Can Stay Solvent Yes, the stock market is utterly deranged, no, that doesn't mean it has to crash.

Wrote about shoe companies pivoting to AI and the batshit crazy stock market www.jezebel.com/the-stock-ma...

How can you not love Nikola Jokic?

Jokic on pace for 8/12/20, pretty much his dream stat line

Haha he just attempted his first steal and was successful. Of course.

The fact that every major police union endorsed Donald Trump is under appreciated in our political discourse.

Don't think we've checked every big top box yet, still have some room for more stupid. Need the big IPOs to suck liquidity out of the market and then maybe I'll buy a Tesla put

The Stock Market Can Stay Irrational Longer than You Can Stay Solvent Yes, the stock market is utterly deranged, no, that doesn't mean it has to crash.

I know all us bears have dreams of being the next Michael Burry but Michael Burry couldn't even be the next Michael Burry. www.jezebel.com/the-stock-ma...

The Stock Market Can Stay Irrational Longer than You Can Stay Solvent Yes, the stock market is utterly deranged, no, that doesn't mean it has to crash.

I've had so many folks ask me how to short the market the last several months and so here's a PSA on that subject: don't. www.jezebel.com/the-stock-ma...

The Stock Market Can Stay Irrational Longer than You Can Stay Solvent Yes, the stock market is utterly deranged, no, that doesn't mean it has to crash.

Wrote about shoe companies pivoting to AI and the batshit crazy stock market www.jezebel.com/the-stock-ma...

Trump truth social post today: The Democrats are doing everything possible to hurt the very strong position we are in with respect to Iran. Despite World War I lasting 4 years, 3 months, and 14 days, World War II lasting 6 years and 1 day, the Korean War lasting 3 years, 1 month, and 2 days, the Vietnam War lasting 19 years, 5 months, and 29 days, and Iraq lasting 8 years, 8 months, and 28 days, they like to say that I promised 6 weeks to defeat Iran, and actually, from the Military standpoint, it was far faster than that, but I’m not going to let them rush the United States into making a Deal that is not as good as it could have been. I read the Fake News saying that I am under “pressure” to make a Deal. THIS IS NOT TRUE! I am under no pressure whatsoever, although, it will all happen, relatively quickly! Time is not my adversary, the only thing that matters is that we finally, after 47 years, straighten out the MESS that other Presidents let happen because they didn’t have the Courage or Foresight to do what had to be done with respect to Iran. We’re in it, and it will be done RIGHT, and we won’t let the Weak and Pathetic Democrats, TRAITORS ALL, who for years have been talking about the Dangers of Iran, and that something has to be done, but now, since I’m the one doing it, belittle the accomplishments of our Military and the Trump Administration. This is being perfectly executed, on the scale of Venezuela, just a bigger, more complex operation. The result will be the same. In my First Term, I built the Greatest Military our Country has ever seen, including adding Space Force. In my Second Term, I am properly and judiciously using our Military to solve problems left to us by others of far less understanding or competence. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP

You can just feel the flopsweat radiating off of "I am under no pressure whatsoever, although, it will all happen, relatively quickly!"

THREAD: The IEA global energy review 2026

* CO2 record high, but growth nearly ground to halt
* Clean energy shaved 3bn tonnes off CO2
* Fossil-fuel power pushed into reverse
* Age of Electricity "confirmed"
* "Extraordinary" solar growth
* Batteries up 40%
* EVs up 20%
1/10

Oh wow oil sold off on bullshit Trump promises then spiked when real world events revealed them to be bullshit? Unpossibe!

Been on vacation for the last 4 days and I'm spending today trying to catch up to the news cycle and it honestly feels like we're where we were two weeks ago

Bart Simpson with the graphic "you have selected regicide"

The Avalanche today

WR & DB scuffling 40yds away from the football.

i can only assume @quantian.bsky.social is too much of a coward to post this here on bsky so i will do it for him

bsky.app/profile/ayou...

Why in the world did I choose to root for Arsenal and bring this devil into my life

Stanley Cup playoff footage from 91 years ago is wild

Supreme Court Justices Alito and Thomas not planning to retire this year, sources say Sources close to Supreme Court Justices Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas tell CBS News neither is planning to retire this year.

Alito and Thomas have no plans to retire this summer
www.cbsnews.com/news/supreme...

thanks again joe manchin!

I know this is @davidjroth.bsky.social's bit, but no quote has ever sounded more like a coach who's 2-8 (1-7 in conference) whose starting QB is already in the portal and whose entire defensive backfield is liking and reposting videos of him tripping over his headset cable

A reminder that Jesus condemned the Pharisees for being hypocrites who made a public show of their prayers.

Add "Mr. Met is an antisemite" to the list of cursed internet phrases that will rattle around in my head forever

I'm in South Carolina and I saw an ad for weed seltzer in a bar and I honestly don't know if I understand the world anymore.

lol

a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh . ALT: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh .

Tankies learning that the US wasn't the first country to fuck up Afghanistan

There's two types of anti-imperialists in America: anti-imperialists and people who think America is the only imperial power that's ever existed