I’m just so fucking over it.

As someone who hates HATES asking for help and avoids it at all costs, it sure doesn’t fucking make it any easier when I do break down because my body is not strong right now and I have nobody but one person capable of lifting. And I keep having to get used POS appliances that break within a year.

I need to win the lottery… I don’t even need that much. $10,000 would change my fucking life.

Collage with Randy Johnson saying “big unit, bigger legacy”

I’m pretty sure they meant to do this. Unhinged-ass organization 😂

I feel so ungrateful and grumpy. I have another gripe - what am I missing? Why do people love Nespresso so much? I have yet to find ONE cup that tastes anywhere near as good as my cheapo pour-over drip camano island roasters coffee

Discussions where there are attempts to shine up Reagan's legacy give me the ick. I lived through that period. I may mute his name bc don't need that in the current season.

My bed is out of control soft AND I have squishmallows all over the place on it 😂 and super soft blankets. This bullshit firm bed with a quilt…I’m so uncomfortable. But I really did believe people when they said people want/feel better with firm as they get older. NO!

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The people I’m sitting for put a new bed in the room where I stay. It’s firmer. I’ve heard that when you get older, you prefer a firmer bed. I think I might die. I hurt so much.

I love this!

The kong wobbler is my go-to for early enrichment feeding! Both my dogs (and a lot of my students) love it - this made me laugh

I just read “the young ones want a purse, the old ones want a nurse. Keep your peace.” In the comment section of a vid about a bad date, and I just found my response the next time someone tries to set me up. I’ve been the purse. Multiple times. I have no desire to be the nurse.

I love how everyone is so shocked by the fact that the “turning my teen daughter’s texts into a 2000’s emo song” are all such bangers…uh. Yea. IT’S 2000’S EMO SONG STYLE…

Seems the small men keep getting louder and shittier. Gods I hope it’s the last breath, because I’m finna end up on an episode of snapped

Thank you for your courage to publicly address abusive language.

I needed a break from the Mariners (and I was training dogs)…maybe I just can’t watch from home anymore

Schilling moon berries - the Mariners got me hooked (for now, I change favorites often)

Right? We don’t need new rules. We need accessibility

Back/neck: 5
R. Shoulder: 1
R. rib: 1
L. rib: 2
R. leg: 4
L. leg: 3
R. foot: 1
R. forearm: 1
L. forearm: 1

19…every time this question comes up, I count incorrectly

If you had more time for hobbies, entertainment, or self care (or if there’s something that fits all three) and ONE of those things was free, what would you spend your downtime doing?

Off** work

I’m pet sitting at a place that could be mistaken for a resort. Next time, I need to just take the week of work and enjoy

Giant soaking tub with view of water and mountains

If you need me, I’ll just be here, listening to the Mariners and sipping ciders

I have to work tomorrow, but it’s Tuesday I’m dreading…I’ll be stepping WAY out of my comfort zone, but organization and support is necessary.

Cracklins/chicharrones are fucking addictive

Mom, Watch This! with Jess & Kie wrong Place wrong Time right guy Episode 22: Lucky Number Slevin Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Where are the bodies?

Perry and Lindsey know...

Two same same different movies featuring a guy who may or may not be setting someone else up, or being set up himself, or what the actual hell is going on here?

Pull up a snack and join us to find out!

This might be my favorite cover art I’ve made yet …

(Also this ep was so fun to record)

What the fuck can we DO? I’m so fucking tired of sitting here every single day, hostages of greedy fucking pieces of shit destroying this country and our planet. I understand midterms are this November but we can’t even guarantee any change then…or that theyll even happen with this regime.