What's My Line 2026: Hello I'm Steve "Robotron" Nosworthy, and I get paid to have my feelings hurt by what other people say about AI

What about that dog that tells me I look like I'm trying to do something on the computer and utterly failing, I appreciated its candor.

I'm not gonna take that shit from an obviously made-up person

NCIs: Bum Fuck Egypt
Star Trek Warfighters
I Love America with Tony Depakote
The I'm Being Canceled Half-Hour Comedy Show with Byron Allen
Constable Sheriff Deputy, USMC

Former US Secretary of State John Kerry on Colbert: “Netanyahu presented the Iran War case to us too. The response was no. The prediction was regime change, that people would rise up. None of that happened.

“Obama said no. Bush said no. Biden said no. We were lied to about what that war was about.”

And that's the last drop of blood out of THAT stone.

Thematically there's little difference between FIFA's propaganda film about Sepp Blatter starring Gerard Depardieu and Attenborough's Gandhi, it's just the level of revisionist whitewash applied. Give me Dillinger with Warren Oates! Born to play!

Never breaks character, maintains essential orange-ness

"You wouldn't like me when I'm juicy"

(sad piano music like at the end of each Incredible Hulk episode)

Buddy I was LOCKED IN to my systems (tears sleeves off coat). COME ON. BRING IT.

In the wood paneled living room were portraits of my sister and myself by my grandmother. Her eldest sister was actually a decent folk art painter who knew Georgia O'Keefe, but that talent did not pass down the family and my mother had to reassure my sister that she was NOT that ugly.

Here's what experts said:
-- "He's a complete fuckwit"
-- "His face looks like an unoiled, cracking catcher's mitt"
-- "It's a wonder his brain emits the power to involuntarily regulate his breathing"
-- "Swimming in sewage? Oh yeah, let's take advice from THAT guy"
-- "More like RFKrazy"

Snowball is in ongoing diplomatic discussions with a cardinal near the bird bath, we're hoping there's a peaceful resolution to be had.

Yelling at squirrel: I'M RIGHT HERE! I AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE! WHATCHU WANNA DO?

Black cat wedged, sleeping into a brown wicker basket where a few of his toys live

(Regency lady exclamation) MISTER Snowball!

It's like Kevin Pollak's role in Casino, the shady real estate lawyer who just signs checks to the Teamsters Union (the perfect front man-- he didn't know anything and didn't want to know anything)

Gravestone William Newcomb 1840-1921, Ohio Volunteer 1861-1866

Most of my family history in America starts after the Civil War, only my Dad's mother's family has experience on both sides: her paternal grandfather fought for Ohio, her maternal grandfather Virginia. The former's tombstone is in Colorado now, only about 20 miles from where my sister lives.

Yes, that's all Trump is doing these days, calming fears. The Great Calmer. He has truly pivoted.

People thought I was joking when I proposed this theory about 6 months ago. Maybe I thought I was joking. I'm not joking now, the whole paper is some sort of cheap clockwork mechanism.

Insofar as there's no person to punish/sideline, they just keep getting churned out and people are somehow duped into believing there's a human intelligence behind it. Even their shitty remaining humans (Will, McArdle, Thiessen) would have some hesitation about beclowning themselves like that.

I mean, there's no Board. It's a ChatGPT set up by Will Lewis. Nobody's even left there to remember what was written before, every contrarian task is new to the program.

Only You Know And I Know - Dave Mason | The Midnight Special YouTube video by The Midnight Special

Traffic had too much talent for one band, a 17-year-old Steve Winwood and a 20-year-old Dave Mason. The latter has passed after a Hall of Fame career, so here's a stone cold mid-70s jam.

Thank God I'm in my 50s and (Phil Collins voice) throwing it all away

Donald Trump and Republicans have tried to rig the 2026 midterms. Today in Virginia, voters sent them a clear message: The power is with the people.

Why that Wyoming alpaca has more electoral power than I do

I love that it was hatched and mapped by GOP outsiders like some sort of Lyle Lanley redistricting scheme based on his unverified assertions about what happened in North Haverbrook.

It should be executed by a council of learned Republican elders without a vote even in states where the most minor Constitutional amendment is up for a vote (coughs in Texas)

Sitting here in Texas, trying to remember when I got to vote on whether the state should undergo redistricting YET AGAIN. Oh well, best to play it like blackjack and let incompetent fuckwads not sensing the special election shifts (especially in Latino populations) to bust on their own.

It always reminds me of the residents of the rotten borough in Blackadder: three rather mangy cows, a dachshund named Colin, and a small hen in its late 40s