A tiny elephant pin covered in rhinestones

I'll be wearing this when Bama plays ☺️

I too would do everything for my students. But I'd delete every admin email and ignore them in person. I'm petty like that.

I've been saying this for months.

I legit gasped. The horrors!

🎶Go Cubs, go!! 🎶

Poppy the collie

The go-lightly is the worst. It's inhumane to make people drink that.

Best of luck to you!

It is truly much better! This last one I had an endoscopy AND colonoscopy in one day, and that prep made it easier.

I asked for something different this time because I cannot get that gallon of golightly down. There were pills and some powder I put in one Gatorade. Sooooo much better! And the nap is a wonderful treat.

It's always worth a shot. Or a fist 😁

Whew. I thought lower courts was "louder carrots" at first.

Two tick magnets, a golden retriever and a small sable collie on a trail where there are ticks

I went on a hike today and just found a tick on me. It is too early for this fuckery.

If I ignore a subpoena, my ass lands in jail. The law should work the same for everyone.

Reason #eleventybillion why knowing how to use punctuation is important.

If I had that kinda money, I'd see to it that every animal shelter was funded in perpetuity. And she is the definition of tacky--look at ME, my boobs & lips are about to explode!

😂

I was there at the beginning, when our college put computers in every comp classroom. Did it make students better writers? No. Computers are a tool; they are not the answer.

I'll hit refresh 10 times a day 😂

It's been quite awhile since we had such moments of joy and hope together.

We're all fucking sick of AI, right?

I went to Staples, bought a notebook and metallic pens, and then got Bruegger's bagels. As a writer, I call that the best Saturday morning. ☺️

Gasp! Although I've never tried the former, so... 🤷‍♀️

I remember the first moon landing and don't think I've been as excited since until now!

This is an obscene monstrosity. And a simile. iykyk

You'll absolutely go through that stage of "oh, lord, what have we done??" but then it will be wonderful. And yes, I'm a puppy enabler 😂

Yep.

A German pancake covered in strawberries on a jadeite plate

Nothing says comfort like a German pancake and fruit.

You don't say.