Bc I am about to say it to them *out loud*.

Does *everyone* feel like they have a family that secretly all hate each other and no one wants to say it out loud, or is that just me?

a man wearing a clown wig is dancing in a room with a sign that says ' lucky ' ALT: a man wearing a clown wig is dancing in a room with a sign that says ' lucky '

HAPPY BTS DAY

The whiplash of Spotify shuffling from Spring Day to Idol.

Shaking my ass with tears in my eyes.

In the BTS presale waiting room and I can feel my heartbeat in my EYES.

This is going to be a LONG. HOUR.

BTS ticket war today - time to lock in.
🚬💀

(It does not help that I'm reading this immediately after Piranesi)

Trying my hardest to finish Onxy Storm and I just... I so dislike the way Rebecca Yarros writes.

*Love* the concept. *Hate* how the story is told.

Registered for BTS presale. We are SO BACK.

ARMY has crashed Weverse. This is not a drill.

I NEED THE TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT.

I would love to take my kid to an indoor playplace but I am also scared she will catch the fucking bubonic plague with all the flu going around right now. 💀

Day 6 of solo parenting a toddler with Donald out of town for his master's program and my back is LETTING. ME. KNOW. exactly how long its been today.

I just finished Clair Obscur and broke my own heart and you're telling me I am supposed to just... go to bed now?

Its been like, 2 days guys. How the FUCK are the Stranger Things spoilers already this abundant?

Bea found the wrapping paper tube and has been slamming it down on the floor Gandalf-style, chanting "bear, bear, bear" (the paper is covered in bears).

Same, buddy.

Today, Bea kept asking for "more Dave Grohl" (she loves the cover of The Storyteller) so I just gave up and put on Foo Fighters music videos.

I am such an AI curmudgeon at work.

QUIT PUSHING THE AI.

I AINT USING IT.

Lil Jon on the Toys R Us float is the vibe I aspire to bring to the function.

Thinkin bout pho

Soup Girls tearing this pho UP.

If you would've asked me two years ago if I ever imagined having a pho-loving 15 month old who LOUDLY demands "more! more!" broth, I would've told you "well yes, of course".

(She is loudly demanding more broth as we speak)

I listened to the new Florence + The Machine album and was punched in the face and shot 57 times IN MY OWN HOME.

Just so everyone knows, I think Nugget couches are the best gaming seats.

No one really prepared me for the deep seated sense of failure you get as a parent when your child is sick on a holiday and you feel like you couldn't give them the holiday they deserved.

Yes 🥲
Poor Bea's nose has turned intona faucet and shes been fevered the past two days.
AND ON TRICK OR TREAT NIGHT OF ALL NIGHTS 😭

The rhinovirus has hit the Towers.

The number of half-eaten, abandoned baby cookies in random sofa crevices in this house is *wild*

Bea has learned Throw Stuff in Dog Water, which includes throwing her stuffed Bluey in there. And like... yes, correct Bluey IS a dog, baby BUT also pls do not waterboard your plushies.

(Cue crying over having to complete ANY task)