"Carter lost Vietnam" was the original "Biden was in charge for all the Covid lockdowns" bsky.app/profile/niss...

Pedocon theory remains undefeated

i miss having a federal government that wasn't bought and paid for by the tobacco industry.

nearly all of these MAHA influencers are being compensated by tobacco companies, and very few disclose it. in many cases, they are marketing to children. nicotine pouches harm child brain development.

I just assume this is a feature of the school shooter type, of which these guys are all extremely vivid examples

The drought we’re currently in has me outside every day watering the azaleas and hydrangeas I planted two weeks ago and it’s so nice just standing smelling the jasmine, listening to the hose, and watching honeybees climb into my blooming irises

We Need to Prepare for the Mammoth Task of De-Trumpification The damage he and his cronies have wrought could take decades to repair, particularly when it comes to science and public health.

The task of de-Trumpification of science and public health will take a generation and a "Marshall Plan" to rebuild. Without a bold, expansive vision to guide us, there is no coming back. Small-bore, poll-tested versions of the future will not help us. www.thenation.com/article/soci...

when I am president driving will be a felony

Costco seems to have stopped carrying the hummus they've gotten me addicted to so I'm trying to figure out where exactly I go to do a jan 6 about it

i have airport beers to drink i don’t have time to deal with carrying a bag all over creation

why are so many people so upset that other people get to the airport early. why do you care if i'm getting to the airport four hours before my flight takes off so i can haunt the terminal like a ghost.

people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser

i have one dress that i wear to every dress up event (what can i say i'm a simple woman) and one work event that requires dressing up every year which happens to be next weekend and my dress is somehow MISSING???? my house is not big enough for a dress to go missing so i think maybe a demon took it.

It’s actually perfectly fine April baseball weather in durham here today if you’re from the Midwest (55 and cloudy, feels like 46)

i have come down with a serious neurological disease (growing interest in moving back to cleveland) and somehow despite the universe intervening in multiple ways to keep me from getting a job there it persists. maybe i need a lobotomy.

Maybe I’m just built different but I think I could have taken great care of the overlook hotel in the off season and stayed totally normal about it.

my dad is nearly 3.5 years out from a pancreatic cancer diagnosis and in remission (not on a trial, just surgery, tons of chemo, and luck). It would be incredible if everyone got the gift of years with their loved ones with pancreatic cancer.

Currently psyching myself up to go back out and fight these demons during nap time

I’m trying to clear the back of my back yard so that i can plant azaleas and it brings me no pleasure to find out that while I’ve been ignoring that general area it’s been taken over by bamboo, tree of heaven, and English ivy. A plant gang you hate to see coming.

western women won't even burp you after dinner

My daughter is totally bewildered that I don’t want to listen to the Alvin and the chipmunks Christmas album today as though it’s not a) April and b) totally annoying

They’re keeping the air conditioning extra icy at the children’s museum today. Big day for fans of visible male nipples in technical fabric polos.

incredible that I spent over a month walking around with pretty bad neck pain with reduced neck motion that has been decreased by like 75% with just a week of doing almost daily stretching. Who could have seen this coming.

I love the part of reading a grant review summary statement when you’re forced to reckon with the fact that people who can’t read get to determine whether you keep your job

You can literally just get out of the way before your petard hoists you if you have situational awareness

my life has been extremely stressful for the last three months and it’s making my body feel like shit. I did yoga like three days in a row this week as part of trying to feel a little better which has felt great but unfortunately now if I skip a day I immediately feel like shit again. It’s a scam!

I don’t think I have ever seen a human being look happier than when they are driving one of those spider three wheelers around. Every spider three wheeler guy (gender neutral use of guy) looks like they have unlocked some new level of chilling not available to us poor saps without a three wheeler

Kind of confused by the inclusion of lyrica but you have to listen to what your body needs so

I’m a doctor (of philosophy) and I’m confirming that actually combining all of these is good and healthy.

In an active lawsuit against the FDA, the state of Missouri is arguing that access to the abortion drug mifepristone has reduced teen birth rates, thereby harming its political representation in Congress. It’s an argument being made in federal court not just on Fox