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Pedro is the Man in the Yellow Hat, the Man in the Giallo Hat, and uhmm. Yes.

Blessed summer solstice

EBONY & IVORY | Official Red Band Trailer | Drafthouse Films YouTube video by Drafthouse Films

When the first comment on a trailer post you see is "What in the sweet hell did I just watch?" you know it's gonna be a special movie.

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The witch learns to listen to the land or she learns less. The witch develops relationships with the spirits of place or walks an emptier path. – #EmilyCBanting, 1982 #WitchSky

If one chooses, the omens of witchcraft are free at the point of need. The xylomancy of twigs fallen onto our way through the wood. The nephomancy of cloud-shapes churning in the sky. The witch does not want for open augury. Nature provides her needs. – #EmilyCBanting, 1982 #WitchSky

Pedro Pascal is making gourmet worms for Monica Belluci.

The dinner is a success. Civilization collapses to zombies outside, but at least the worms are great.

Aquaman makes an appearance serving dessert. "It's how we dine in Atlantis."

Glimpses of life in Atlantis.

Atlantis Starbucks
Atlantis Hooters

Pedro investigates and discovers who's been introducing weasels to his homes plumbing.
"But WHY, Aquaman!"
"Because that's how we roll in Atlantis"

Pedro discovers what's been clogging all his drains.

These are exactly the kind of hard hitting Welsh phrases I need to know

Ikea Labyrinth again

Pedro is lost in Ikea, in dubious Labyrinth remake.

Pedro Pascal is in Eggers "The Lighthouse", informing Willem Defoe he is fond of his lobster.

Robert Pattison is informing Pedro in no uncertain terms, he is NOT fond of the lobster.

Pedro would make a rather good Edgar Alan Poe in my opinion.

Forgot what was going on here. Pedro is setting the mood for zombie penguins or something.

That arthouse film where Pedro plays a depressed clown playing bagpipes at a zombie penguins birthday party.

Pedro stars as Mary Poppins, charming the kids with a bag of infinite trash pandas. A live action/animated song and dance sequence with vampire deer. Feeding evil pigeons with his wards.

Pedro Pascal joins Anne of Green Gables, shaves Cookie Monster and eventually encourages Anne to take on Dorothy Gale at Fight Club.

Pedro has a plate of cookies. Ghost penguins are judging.

Tired of all the invisible disturbances, Pedro borrows the Godfather and Sly Stallone for an unsuccessful seance.

He finally calls in Schwartzenegger, who as it turns out has the 14th sense.
"I see dead penguins!" he exclaims.

Pedro is shaving badgers. Ghost penguins observe.

Pedro Pascal is stranded all alone in the gas station of love and is forced to use the self service pump. (Thanks, Weird Al)

Pedro uses the Mandolorian mask to sell bichons a bad yacht. The ghost penguins are in on the action and wearing sailor hats.

Later the bichons send bichon Crazy 88s for vengeance. Pedro is confused by the masked dogs barking angrily at him.

I am anti-AI.

But I've concluded that the sole reason AI exists is to make Pedro Pascal do weird crap.

Ghost Encounters At Work - Haunted Hospitals, Farmyard Phantoms and Historic Houses YouTube video by HearthWitch

Bookmarking lol

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Really fun event going on via Discord now through April. If you have a love for older movies, and nostalgia (esp 80s and 90s), come join in!
#osa25

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Swiss Chalet should leave little bottles of chalet sauce flavored mouthwash at the tables.

Swish chalet.