I mean, if Biden had MISSED four terrorist attacks, and they happened, that would be a valid comparison. But that's not what happened.

hOw wILl wE PaY fOr iT

Cool. My electric mixer stirs faster than my finger

A painting of a bird beside the text "that's some real unacceptable shit"

What, ew.

Ew ew eww

This is looking correct. Trump was trying to figure out how to change narrative-destroying Iran intransigence that is coming at him at 100 mph, and thought this would intimidate them, and (of course) it backfired.

My favorite part is "added"

I am all bought out.

This will help things.

Calling Trump’s bluff is an important thing here.

Well, they don't have any authority, either, so I guess it's the same.

Lol

Ahahsha 💀💀💀

I said "P-P-P-Patty" just yesterday 😂😂😂

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

That post yesterday about "the most 90s song"?

The answer is actually this picture.

This is fucking weird. Stop being a creepy little weirdo like JD Vance.

people get hella mad when you say adult drivers should be more responsible than children on our streets.

1. Jesus christ
2. Wait--he thinks only Iran uses the Strait, doesn't he?

That's right.

(I also remember that post)

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Extremely normal and fine for a company to put this in a public statement

As noted earlier, Iran operates with two distinct power centers, and the one that truly matters is the faction that controls the military. The U.S. is almost certainly not talking to that group.

Of note on the "R&B, then grunge, then pop" thing, I went and looked at when Funky Divas was released, and fam, that "1992" just as well have reached out and slapped me across the face.

I can't... I'm not sure anything more needs to be said.

RELATED, I asked this question aloud to @tameraclark.bsky.social, and it literally took her three seconds to come back with "Smells Like Teen Spirit."

"I don't even like that song"

The replies to this are all good but making me realize that the 90s were like three different decades, musically speaking. R&B, grunge, and bubblegum pop.

I can/could not even begin to answer this question