Playoff Gritty is Dark Brandon level unhinged and I am HERE FOR IT. I might watch a hockey game willingly for the first time ever.

Happy Earth Day.

IT'S KORNACKI TIME, Y'ALL.

When I see someone getting unhinged about a tv show because it doesn’t match the show in their head

Same. Also bears and sharks are nature's best friends.

Four robocalls and 10+ texts today about the special election next week. I thought this was difficult in Georgia. I didn't know your game, Virginia.

Look, personally, I can't think of a safer place to be teleported to than a Waffle House. It's open. There's people. And food and bathrooms. Like as far as possible teleportation locations go, that's pretty hospitable.

Happy 80th birthday to Al Green

Sid Krofft, Co-Creator of Mind-Blowing Kids TV Shows, Dies at 96 The puppeteer and his late brother Marty partnered on 'The Banana Splits Adventure Hour,' 'H.R. Pufnstuf,' 'Land of the Lost' and much more.

GenX, pour one out for one of the architects of our childhood

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This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

It's April. I need to keep my optimism going through at least August. (Whatever day in August college football starts so I can be Gamecock-delusional instead of only Braves-delusional.)

A few years ago my dad was at the Masters, and he texted me after "Did you see me on TV?" and I said no, but I saw a bunch of other middle-aged fat guys so I saw you in the aggregate.

Ah, yes. My favorite weekend game: did our local minor league team win their game OR are we being bombed by one of the multiple countries we are at war with? (Richmond's Flying Squirrels beat Altoona's Curve 9-8.)

Imagine trusting science to bring astronauts to the moon and back but not trusting science to develop safe vaccines.

Shout out to the guy on the deck of the recovery ship in the Turnstile t-shirt.

I would be so pissed if I was having to return to earth right now.

Mission control looks a bit less cool without the green metal modular desks and everyone smoking.

Greatest. Correction. Ever.

I saw a lot of Smokey the Bear commercials last week during the basketball. Bro, aren't you furloughed?

This just makes me sad for Big Red. More people need to invite him to their weddings!! I don't care if you went to WKU or not.

Chicago Turns All Public School IDs Into Library Cards To Boost Student Access Chicago Public Library and CPS announced the expansion of The 81 Club, building on a pilot launched in 2022 to give students access to the library system's vast collection and databases.

This is such a good idea. We should do this in NYC.

"All Chicago Public Schools students now have access to nearly everything the city’s libraries have to offer — including physical items like books as well as extensive digital resources."

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Good take: Ahh, the return of baseball is a nice thing every year.

Better take: The return of barnstorm/performance baseball is a nice thing that we don't always get and we need to appreciate it while we have it.

Bro is 62 years old out there.

I love Jack White and Jack Black but there is no reason an SNL opening monologue should be more than seven minutes.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

When I reply to your Slack message with 😎, it means "Cool. All is well. This will be taken care of, but in a very casual, breezy way that does not mean I am going to wake up at 3 a.m. worried about it. Cool."

Raven Johnson is an absolute delight.

This book lays out in a very simple manner why everyone should have the right to choose. The unlikely pairing of the two protagonists is surprising but truly refreshing.
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