"I was ABSOLUTELY told that the Democrats would be bringing knives to the gun fight. What the fuck are they doing bringing guns?" --a whole lot of Republicans looking at the results from Virginia right now

I hope a Democrat proposes a national ban on gerrymandering tomorrow just to rub it in.

“Oh no did someone take your attempt to rig the midterms and turn it around on you?”

watching Republicans whine about gerrymandering

You’re telling me Trump’s “please Virginia vote against redistricting or my presidency is over” gambit failed miserably?

Sounded better in the original German.

Sec. Hegseth: "It's Just Gay" To Require Our Warriors To Wash Hands After Using The Bathroom

They learned the ability to pay their rent is dependent on the dumbest people in America agreeing with them

fucking idiots

Wait and see how many soldiers get sick from the goddamned flu you fucking moron

President urges Iran to start peace negotiations by releasing non-existent, AI-generated women some rando posted about on X

It was literally two weeks ago that he promised to destroy the entire Iranian civilization. And a month before that, his military bombed an elementary school that killed at least 150 young girls.

Trump is insinuating that Jerome Powell is skimming off of construction projects because that’s what he did for forty years in New York.

Paradise

Society if Trump was allowed to buy the Buffalo Bills in 2014

“I would have won Vietnam if I didn’t dodge the draft five times.”

looks like if you put a wax figure of Joe Lieberman into the microwave

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

The Onion just on an all-time run right now

This lawsuit will exist until exactly one (1) day before discovery is set to begin.

This is cooking

This match is cooking

MTG: Tucker I want to ADDRESS this issue.
[CARLSON nods]
You KNOW I am not calling the Butler assassination a hoax.
CARLSON: Absolutely
MTG: BUT!

go sports

This is a sports (entertainment) app

So sorry for your loss, Ben.

Can’t give Rhea all the credit either. Jade showed out

hell no

A shaved ape who would kill you with his bare hands and had half his lower intestines removed because he refuses to eat a vegetable

Me walking into happy hour

Some Georgia poll worker will be a millionaire by the end of this.

Salute to an all-time tweet

I’ve noticed these doomers never explain exactly how Trump will cancel elections. They just love tweeting that it’ll happen.

I am begging these losers to get some real problems.