I tend not to check if people block me because frankly life's too short but this one is very funny

Imagine being even more fragile to getting dunked than your own phone

It's French for The Inux

Not after, but during

We have built a monument to madness

All things considered, I really don't think I need 9 separate e-mails as well as 6 separate push notifications in 2 different apps for a single online order

Haha, leuk!

This future is clearly broken and we should be allowed to exchange it

The handy thing is that you floss while you eat

A comfy white chair dumped next to a bus stop. The bus stop has a poster for a Senseo coffee maker.

Taking the bus with my cuck

Have just been told my hair is "of such good quality" which is true but still a weird thing to say I think

We also have the word rolmops but I never actually knew what it was

The more you know!

Aw shucks

Love it when a movie gives me homework

This is true

No but I like their beers

I like that

I foresee an ambitious crossover with all three meanings

There's worse ways to name something tbh

A noble goal

We are a ridiculous language tbh

We should all unsubscribe from the Dutch tbh

The Dutch for an electric fence literally means "startle wire"

As ever, do with this information what you will

The Dutch for bulk buying literally translates to "hamstering" so there's a supermarket chain that has big discount campaigns a couple of times a year that are called the "hamster weeks"

As ever, do with this information what you will

The Dutch word for carpenter literally means "hammering man"

As ever, do with this information what you will

Animals literally translated from Dutch:

Sea dog (seal)
Nose horn (rhinoceros)
Bird mouth animal (platypus)
Spike pig (porcupine)
Ink fish (squid)
Sharp mouse (shrew)
Pouch rat (opossum)
Blood sucker (leech)
Naked snail (slug)
Sturdy bird (ostrich)

As ever, do with this information what you will

The Dutch for a bouncer literally means "out-thrower"

The same word, uitsmijter, is also a name for an open-faced fried egg sandwich with cheese and ham

As ever, do with this information what you will

The Dutch terms for a moped and the less powerful version of a moped are "bromfiets" and "snorfiets", respectively "humming bike" and "purring bike"

"Snorfiets" can also be parsed as "moustache bike"

As ever, do with this information what you will

The Dutch for a bra is "BH" which is short for "bust holder"

As ever, do with this information what you will

The Dutch for an eagle owl is "oehoe", pronounced "ooh hoo"

As always, do with this information what you will