And a journeyman third-baseman for the Phillies in the 50s.

Image from an Amazon product for a honeycomb seat cushion pad. The text reads: 'Refreshing Upgrade: Effectively Circulates Air To Prevent Stuffy Buttocks"

Stuffy Buttocks.

I know as a group we're nihilists, but come ON, you guys.

This is why I'm really hoping the EV industry starts taking some weird and wild swings once battery life/fuel economy isn't an issue anymore.

Maybe he's building a time machine and is planning a dangerous trip.

Feeling irregular? Eat a giant mess of corn. Or as I call it, the Idaho Street-Sweeper.

An AI-free OS for an AI-free product line with a written guarantee from Apple not to insert AI into users’ devices at a later date.

You know what they say, "Success has many fathers ... successful grifting has many godfathers."

Cartilage.

UBI is worth doing REGARDLESS of the degree of unemployment that AI may cause. Productivity growth stopped being widely shared via wages in the 1970s. For 50 years, the fruits of our collective labor have concentrated at the top. Only UBI can directly distribute those fruits equally to ALL.

Really hoping the new InfoWars will be establishing clinics nationwide to offer conversion therapy for those frogs who were turned gay.

Someday I'm gonna totally lord it.

Oh, who am I kidding, I'll never lord it.

We should, by all means, bring back the Ruffalumbo discourse!

An even funnier use of it would be to turn it into a completely straight, reliable news organization.

I think he is wearing them, but the lenses are pointing inwards.

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Oh my goodness. It's DAY ONE of the 2026 Max Fun Drive. You'll be hearing from us a lot about bonus content, thank you gifts, the existential need of listener support for what we're trying to do with the show.
But first, we want to make a new thing: Your Best Life In Hell.
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One of the deadliest cancers may finally have a new weapon.

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On this day in 2019, I witnessed one of the coolest things ever. A lenticular cloud lit-up by a setting sun over the Perito Morena Glacier in Argentina.

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Reese gets read.

She was an NFT fan too (nftnow.com/podcasts/ree...) - and didn't that work out well.

Nicely done @parkroseperma.bsky.social

Non-zero chance that's actually Kruk.

So the answer to how to get a decent photo of the moon with my iphone is ... I have to literally GO there?

Fine. You can pick me up in the morning, NASA.

THE THING (1982)

And I'm not letting anyone else out. His John Wick style vengeance is righteous and well deserved.

Look, all you have to do to be friends with me is drastically lower your standards!

And you know exactly who I'm talking about.

But he's a warrior. Those straw men don't stand a chance.

He's just 180 pounds of parasites wriggling around inside a sun-damaged leather sack.

HALLOWEEN (1978)