Good look forward to the death of this industry x

Frankly I’ve been amazed they’ve survived so long. It’s like shopping in 1990 but you’re paying 2040 prices. I think it’s because they cornered the hospital/railway/airport trapped in a terminal market.

I just saw a TikTok hashtagged with ‘digital detox’
A digital detox that they filmed every minute of. So weird.

I wish I had a pain au chocolat rn

It would have to be a scandi noir on a very rain spring day I think. Probably the people died slipping up on some mud.

I can’t believe this weirdo has followed literally everyone on threads but me

Now you’ve missed out on learning how you can spiritually transition.

Oxford is a horrid slushy mess if that helps

Also, i very much do not want to meet him

He’s not pooping, the toxins have gotta get out somehow

SIMPLY HAVING A

And our definition of a white Christmas doesn’t really meet the definition of a winter wonderland if we’re very honest

I mean it’s Britain to get a winter wonderland you need to leave Britain or your getting a dog with antlers tied on his head standing in a muddy field

These things are always shit. People wouldn’t buy tickets if they didn’t want to be disappointed

I saw someone walking through snow if flipflops once

I hate the hairdresser but I will grant you it is easier to make an appointment

I tried to make a doctors appointment so very badly. I’ll save to tax return for another day 😭😭😭

I really rather not

How do I be Irish. Adoption?

That’s awesome. My astronomy lecturer called him and old fascist and he was probably horrible but I appreciated that he replied to his mail

I got a typed postcard reply from Patrick Moore. It was nice he replied, I think I asked some tedious question for a school project

Dragged on a bit though. There’s only so long I need to see a robohorse until I get bored. It needed to laser someone to keep interest up

But I’d have to find out what a bbc reel is and I don’t want too unless it’s an actual reel of film with a posh bloke narrating activities from the 1950s

He’s just a little shy

Probably should slice a beetroot now

The voters
They destroyed the cage
Yes
YES
The Tories are out

I dunno some of my faves were on

Not gone enough for me, want to pop him in the Mariana Trench. Just to be sure.

No blue in Oxfordshire, amazing stuff

That bad eh?