Yeah Schwarber!

The Cubs just pulled a Phillies

Shout out to Jack Tripper, fallin' outta hammocks and chillin' at the Regal Beagle and whatnot.

Aw man now everyone else is gonna take my broad street exit little loop around under 95 to 11th street way.

Get it, Jon

Teenage mutant pizza drugs

Alright now let's not score any runs

Nice, they're my all time favorite band. I've seen them I think I'm up to 26 times now.

Bouncing Souls ❤️

Don't challenge it you shits

That's the best Bohm at bat we can hope for right now

Is Grant Holmes actually Lyle the Seinfeld "dude"?

Come on John, eat that monstrosity

This game is as ugly as Walt Weiss's cauliflower ears

If I kept my tickets and went to this game we'd be down by 6 runs by now, so you're welcome.

I put mine for tonight up almost 2 weeks so. Kept dropping the price until they finally went yesterday for like $20 per seat.

Fucks sake

Topps I'm gonna need that card tomorrow

WHAT

Oh man, Felix Reyes

I feel like we are also wasting some good JT. Anything he does offensively is icing.

Ahh haha nice, walk

Alright, making this bitch throw some pitches at least

I guess nobody will just let the game breathe anymore. Yap yap yap.

Wow, nice one Marsh

Anti-Cocaine PSA - I'm Always Chasing Rainbows (1990) YouTube video by Tired Teddy Entertainment

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Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"