Had to describe to dad how to unhook the portable dishwasher nozzle and it's very difficult to do so without using the words "Pull back the foreskin"

flags flown from us government buildings
- american flag
- department flag
- state flag
- local flag
- the "rambo 2 is real" flag

Ogres - Strippers - FFS Surgeons

Will all grind your bones to make their bread

Spider-man is racist as hell what do you mean you fought vampires for like 4 years and never called Blade?

I want an investigative report on all the tinder/bumble/hinge profiles with they them pronouns and also hogwarts house in the bio. Do they just not have internet?

I made a page for @sourcherrycomics.bsky.social 's new zine!

Daniel Lurie siccing his goons on a guy and then leaving before he even sees if they win the fight like he's a fucking Batman villain.

There used to be a genuine human pervert who put A LOT of work in to each and every one of those. There is no humanity in these anymore.

The wall of anime smut in the Steam new releases page has gotten a lot less charming now that most of it is ai slop.

Wesley snipes, crying and aiming a gun.

When the maoist purge of landlords happens and you gotta kill Hey Arnold's grandpa

Oh what can it mean
to a
day Dream a Beaver
and a
homecoming queeeeeeen

The james Baldwin quote "You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read."

When some guy on reddit in 2011 experienced and fixed the same technical problem you're encountering now

It's fucked up that people assume Whitaker and Santos will get together just because they're both lesbians

Works for They/Them but you would need Simpson Hands for anything else

Mom, to me, in 2006 "-so the guy in this episode of The Muppet show is a songwriter, he wrote The Rainbow connection and was in Phantom of the Paradise-"
Me, to mom, in 2026 "-but this song isn't about the guy Olivia Rodrigo dated its about the guy from Eternals who-"

George Washington YouTube video by unvmebad86

I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...

A guy next to me at a coffee shop was watching a tier list video of someone moving European and African flags around on the tierlist and I was like "is this the most racist man alive?" And then I realized it was a video about soccer teams

"My competitors SAY they have lesbian comics" Joe Yuri holds up a comic that has had the name and publisher blacked out but is clearly Nana "but does anyone munch box? No!" A big stamp that says No covers the screen

A friend was telling me about a kpop singer named Jo Yuri and I kept imagining a huge Italian guy with a cigar named "Joe Yuri" who runs queer comic store

"Hey, come on down to Joe Yuri's Comic Shack, I got the hottest deals all the double-u-ell-double-u japanamation books you need"

Batman is so funny in Justice League stories. You can take your mask off bro. No one on Apokolips knows who Bruce Wayne is.

A Spotify radio station "this is cake". Cake is a band

Me when im on the game show "is it cake" and I think its cake

Sometimes the anti-hype backlash is right! Or at least has a point.

People are doing the "this thing was praised too much time for a backlash" thing with Expedition 33 but it's too good so no one can actually articulate what's wrong with it.

let the bodies keep the score
let the bodies keep the score
let the bodies keep the score
let the bodies keep the... SCOOOOOORE

Whenever I hear about "old man yaoi" I imagine it as one of these

I guess it would be weird to post "return of the king" when his last video was like a week ago

The grossest Magic The Gathering Arena Power Cube lands deck ever. Fastbond, enlightened tutor, exploration, zuran orb, sylvan safekeeper, crucible, Omnath, Golos, Icetail, Field of the dead.

7 wins zero losses

🎶 You've got a fastbond, I've got a ticket to anywhere🎶

Do you think Sumo was invented for fat guys or did it start out all skinny people then somebody was like "I just thought of the CRAZIEST strategy"

going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now

People complain all the time about the words you "can't say anymore", no one ever mentions that you CAN say cunt now. And it was gay people who won you that right, so show some respect.