Sketch of characters from Star Wars: A New Hope Han Solo (left, wearing his usual outfit) has one arm around Luke Skywalker (right, wearing a poncho) and is gripping Luke’s shoulder. Han’s other hand is holding a bottle that is assumed to be an alcoholic drink. Han is leaning into luke and is flushed from the alcohol. Luke is blushing slightly and is looking to the side and up at Han’s face. Han is saying “C’mon kid, I’ll show you how to cheat at sabacc, WITHOUT getting caught XD”

Drunk Han can never remember any of the reasons why he shouldn’t touch Luke ;)

(Rewatched the original trilogy and am thinking #skysolo thoughts)

#hanluke #lukeskywalker #hansolo #sw #starwars #fanart #art

"Whadda ya think, kid?
A farm boy and a guy like me...?"
"YES, Han!"
Awwwwww!
#Skysolo

skysolo is so important to me

change it to "han solo" and i would believe this is luke's journal up until at least the end of empire

Screenshot of FF7 for PS1. Barret's text box reads: People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

"Every time you see a 'successful' trans person, know we are just one transphobe away from losing everything."

listened to a recording of myself from years ago reading the author's note to That Book and ugly cried for a while

and this was after she'd been transferred to a women's prison! the handsmaids' handsmaids' handsmaids, that's us!

they'll SAY you're not a woman over and over and over and over but whenever there's money to be made or power to be cultivated their behavior says something else

unbelievable that i ever sat through TERF lectures over how i experience literally zero oppression that wouldn't be better explained as homophobia when at any moment i could have been sexually enslaved for getting pulled over on the wrong day

v-coding is one of those things where you learn about it and after the horror finishes mostly coursing through you you then realize that they know we're women in their guts. they know we're women in their calculating hindbrains. a specific kind of woman, certainly, but still a woman

important caveat: i think this is more or less neutral to good and i don't believe anybody is "making" it happen one way or t'other. emergent pattern in response to incentives and pressures sort of thing

deranged belief from out of left field but something i genuinely believe: technology has annihilated most of the "needs" for, speaking broadly, T-dominant cis men and current trends re male social/educational/professional dysfunction will eventually domino into a physiology power polarity flip

werner herzog is the european morgan freeman

Wife just sent me a photo of the vale of cashmere and I'm so sad

"i side with the pope"

look at yourself! look in the mirror!! you are a little bug scuttling between kaiju!!! the kaiju are fighting over the right to eat you and/or use you as a vessel for their next clutch of eggs!!!!!

you don't get to decide what we do in or around stonewall, actually. we thought we'd made that point pretty clearly like half a century ago but here we are

"nier gacha game incites race war between japanese gamers and non-japanese gamers on twitter"

yeah okay

CHIITAN, NOOO, YOU FORGOT YOUR UMBRELLA!! CHIITAAAN!!!

"he didn't electrocute her he only raised his voice at her over the crimes of 'wandering around' and 'yelping because she """""caught her claw""""" on her bed' so--"

that's worse than using a shock collar responsibly. i wouldn't want to come back to your house if you did that in front of me

you can have a problematic blorbo. i've got problematic blorbos. but you don't get to make your problematic blorbo the vanguard of a movement i'm a part of without a vote. nobody is entitled to fame generally, or to being a hero, or to my attention

i'm not actually terribly precious about things like this. using a shock collar to train a dog doesn't really move my needle. a stuffed shirt jackass with an annoying voice *lying* which causes a majority of my comrades to descend into quibbling about dog electrocution in public does move it

Hasan Piker's Shock Collar Explained In Detail (He Is An Animal Abuser) YouTube video by Westside Tyler

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V7L...

i'm taking the word "human" away from all of you until you can prove to me that you have a solid grasp on why "person" as a distinct category from "meat category" is so important

i call it "le polyamour à la française"

POLYAMORY IS REDUNDANT WHEN YOU CAN (AND SHOULD) JUST CHEAT RELENTLESSLY

just checked the humane slaughter association's guide on manual neck dislocation and buddy you really don't have to be very strong or skilled if you let centrifugal force do it for you. then i double-checked message boards and the grannies of the world have spoken. just whip 'em around you sissy!

Eunice Bobs Her Head - Gooseberry Pie Lit Magazine by Emily Rinkema If I had known how hard it would actually be to kill a chicken, I wouldn’t have welcomed the apocalypse quite as enthusiastically. Things were scary enough already–war, racism, global warming, a Scrubs remake–so would a sudden mass extinction event really be any worse? I told my sister we’d be fine, that we’d just […]

came into this piece thinking, "you literally just grab them by the head and spin em over your own head til it pops off*," and ended thinking, "how have you been eating meat this long without killing a complex animal on purpose???"

gooseberry-pie.com/eunice-bobs-...

*(Inherited matriarch wisdom)

you can't trick me into stanning TSA or the catholic church. i hope rodan, godzilla, and mothra destroy each other

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

An adorable raccoon.