Thank god. It nearly got autocorrected.

Could be fat thumbs. Could be I’ve has enough.

They are considering pro bono work

Soon I get the keys to the car and he had to ride in the back with the dog.

2026 is so crappy that Nick had had to
upgrade me from “alter ego” to “emergency executive personality“. basically because everything that’s happening confirms everything I have always believed about humans.

Utopia Acres is currently also hosting the rule of sanity, the rule of comity, and other rules so obvious they have no names

The rule of law has gone to a nice farm where they take care of old good ideas and feed them warm cake and braid beads into their floof

This is normally bullshit because they absolutely intend to take the action they’re taking; it is presently bullshit because the rule of law has been taken behind the barn and shot

We do not use the mail service for crimes because that is itself a crime. Jack’s method is about atomising crime so that almost no one involved crosses the threshold into justiciable action. Lots of crimes require intent and they don’t demonstrably have it

Subtle.

What are we, five?

Tell him about the TV show.

I could not comment on criminal activity I am a fiction professional but if I was writing a book about stealing such a trophy I would have the protagonist burn it until it evaporated and then have everyone run around trying to figure out where it went while he cackled

I named my fists climate crisis because by the time you have obvious evidence of their apocalyptic potential you are already covered in flies

o it’s supposed to be funny?

I’ll do another one hang on what do you mean I ruined it

America gave the world the Internet and now they’re turning it into a useless sewer and I for one welcome the silence of decay the slow fungal overgrowth of analogue reconsuming the information space get me some paper and a damn pigeon

IMPALE you useless book-stealing digital fuckstick not I’m pale FFS

Why are people obsessed with scaffolding because it’s INSANE that is why it basically just leans on a building and I have seen it come down in the wind like spears in a gift box and impale the damn rise never mind an ornamental overpriced trophy dog so yeah

Maybe it’s ketamine now and everyone just stares contentedly into the abyss four floors up and that is not better

They are not pipes or poles they are TUBES and according to my source the scaffolding industry is rife with cocaine. Although that was ten years ago and he was wearing a kilt in a burlesque club so who the hell knows?

Write your damn book, Boy Scout. Some of us have jacuzzis to sit in.

I really would like to write another Jack Price book.

It *is* a target-rich environment right now…

That is so sad.

Do you need a hug?

Don’t make it sexual

It’s nice when I get to run your mouth.

Yes.

Fuckwads

I literally have no idea what’s on the screen it’s been eight years happening the whole show could be about using nuns as projectile weapons ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE which is cool for me because I get to watch CZJ awesome her way through the apocalyptic landscape of my soul no cap

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