::glomps you::

Massage boy at the bar: “I figured out what’s wrong with your back.”

Me: “Oh? What’s that?”

Him: “There’s too much of it for your bones.”

🎶I swear to God I'll never understand
How you can stand there, straight and tall
And see I'm crying
And not do anything at all🎶

New show where Nick Offerman plays a retired pro wrestler? Also stars Nicole Kidman and Michelle Pfeiffer?

I’m sat.

Property destruction fast-tracked medical research and availability of treatment for HIV. Property destruction drove the LGBTQ+ rights movement.

Violence isn’t always *the* answer but it’s always an option. So maybe think before you repeat the corporate party line the media is feeding you.

Property destruction liberated us from the British. Property destruction contributed to ending slavery. Property destruction gave us the weekend, the 8-hour work day, the 40-hour work week. Property destruction drove France out of Haiti. Property destruction contributed to voting for all.

(1/2)

smol

smol

Puppies and bears and (casually huge) rhinos, oh my.

Happy First Contact Day to those who celebrate.

Oh, you live with depression?

When was your Subway era and what did you order every day?

Right now, the dumbest person you know is having their most insane beliefs confirmed and affirmed by an AI language model. Neither the language model nor the user has any idea what’s actually happening.

I am

🔲 male
🔲 female
🔲 non-binary
🔳 Julia Sugarbaker, Suzanne Sugarbaker's sister. I couldn't help overhearing part of your conversation, and I gather from your comments there are a couple of other things you don't know, Marjorie.

I need to be clear here, cause the bean soupers have found this:

You can do literally anything you want and justify it to yourself as needed. I’m not buying your bullshit justifications, and I prob won’t be in your life much longer either.

Your actions have consequences that aren’t up to you.

You cannot separate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive and profiting directly from the art.

My belly and chest are open for business but I don’t currently have any takers.

Oh, I’ll do it. I just need to bitch about it first. My mother raised a whiner, not a quitter.

“Old age and treachery always triumph over youth and a smart mouth.” — Jett Reno

Losing my mind just looking at these weights.

Ad companies and data aggregators know more about my purchasing and search habits and history than anyone else at any point in human history.

Yet I don’t remember the last time I was served an ad that was in any way relevant.

It’s been good getting to know @matthewthebull.bsky.social better in person since i I landed here.

RETVRN

Hard 0.

🎶That I would be loved even when I numb myself
That I would be good even when I am overwhelmed🎶

Two pillows, no waiting.

Come, let’s stare into the middle distance together.

It’s been good getting to know @matthewthebull.bsky.social better in person since i I landed here.

Why would you think that a Facebook aggregator page that links back only to itself and has an AI-generated profile photo and a ton of AI-generated photo stories would have some inside source on Iran? Or Israel? Or literally anything else?