*birding nemesis showing me a photo of a scarlet tanager on their phone*
Me: and you saw this?
BN: Yes
Me: (grimacing) nice
BN: just landed on my fence
Me: (putting on raincoat) you like Huey Lewis And The News?
God-honoring 12,000 RPM engine with muffler delete
see one grain of sand, seen em all. not an interesting particulate.
A T shirt model who has no idea he’s been photoshopped into a “mommy’s little Railfan” tee on the official NJ Transit store website
Really need to know how many adult “mommy’s little Railfan” shirts the NJ Transit store has sold
Funniness is Law! Funniness is Law!
when life gives you lemo-oh man i remember lemons. dang those were the days. not even lemonade just eatin raw lemon. anyway it gets way wors
"youll beg for a gimmick assistant as subtle & user-friendly as clippy. actually, you got a gun yet could you do something t- i mean for me"
it's about the rabbits you don't draw out of the hat
glad he's doing well
we gotta do way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way more to reduce climate change
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
wow thats crazy somehow immediately we got the ruling that the parents have to go to bed and the kid can stay up forever
i say "ive been expecting you" and immediately take every strike to the gut before keeling over dead
so beautiful
lol its kind of funny to me that even on equipment this big we still use two different measurement units
true. it has major drawbacks
no time to chat!
🚨 ICE Glasses are coming - specialized smart glasses designed by and for the Department of Homeland Security, documents reveal:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
same here tbh
perhaps a case of the Mondays
you have all the ingredients for a beautiful dinner yet you refuse to cook it. why?
valid
bass is cool. i play guitar but most guitarists are annoying probably including me. i should play bass
its fun to paint objects when it's going to be ugly anyway so you can just go hog slop wild with the brush.
the day is over when i say it's over!
bsky.app/profile/nflh...
winter comes in many forms
embracing the forthcoming reply label today because i am waylaid by errands
those string beans wont survive winter
🚨⚠️self destruct activated⚠️🚨
ernie looks taken aback as Eric palms him like a basketball
eric sent me an all-timer weemo pic