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Posts by Jake Schoolman

Please don’t watch this movie

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Yikes. Outcome movie was really bad. No idea why this is even a movie, and not sure who it was written for? Probably should have turned it off, but I hate not finishing a movie.

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This is the second time the president has interrupted survivor in less than a year. It’s very rude

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A coffee shop in my neighborhood had banana bread flavor last fall and it was surprisingly tasty

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Love seeing dog pictures on here. More please!

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Wet hamburger - Wikipedia

Thinking about that time I was in Istanbul and had a wet burger. I want there to be late net wet burgers in my neighborhood. I would have pockets full of wet burgers.

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Wasn’t prepared for the rest of the thread. That’s awful. Everyone always proving to be the worst. I’m currently in the middle of the first part and pray I don’t see the second.

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Me wearing a new Timberwolves hat, it’s grey with a white logo and white rope. Wearing headphones while working.

Me wearing a new Timberwolves hat, it’s grey with a white logo and white rope. Wearing headphones while working.

New hat day!

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So I can tell work is burning me out because now I’m just watching video reviews of the Annapurna Circuit hike while I work. If only I could find one person willing to do it with me this November. I’d book it tomorrow.

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When I fry my egg perfectly for breakfast in the morning I know it’s gonna be, at bare minimum, a decent day. Work can’t keep me down, because I am adequately nourished.

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Broccoli the brown and black mini Aussie in the snow. Blue eye is looking bright

Broccoli the brown and black mini Aussie in the snow. Blue eye is looking bright

Tilly the black and white mini Aussie doing a play bow and showing off her booty

Tilly the black and white mini Aussie doing a play bow and showing off her booty

National puppy day. Both of mine as babies.

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I think I want to do a long hiking trek for my upcoming 40th. Maybe Nepal, I want to stay in the tea houses and be in the mountains for two weeks.

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Wow, project Hail Mary was such a fun movie. The book is one of my favorites of recent years and the adaptation did not disappoint! Honestly would consider seeing it again.

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Oh no, Scotty’s run. The one time I’ve been to mammoth, that run was essentially sheer ice and zero fun. Never again, sounds like you got out lucky! Heal quick!

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How I feel walking home from the bars when it’s way too late

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When I used to get stuck on a bug or problem at work, I would sometimes solve the code problem in my dreams. Now I just dream of typing questions into a terminal. Not a fan, I want to go back to whacky logic dreams.

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It’s the new worse version of it! 😬

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My favorite new thing in my stupid career is asking a technical question that I’ve been struggling with and I got a screenshot of the answer they just got from Claude. I am going to pull all of my hair out.

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Austin’s Surge of New Housing Construction Drove Down Rents After decades of explosive growth, Austin, Texas, in the 2010s was a victim of its own success. Lured by high-tech jobs and the city’s hip reputation, too many people were competing for too few homes....

Many people on this website (and on the bad website) assured me that this could never happen.

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Selfie of myself sitting at my desk with an I voted sticker. Not sure why I look so fucking tired. Maybe it’s stress. Maybe it’s being 40. Wearing a grey flannel and Timberwolves hat.

Selfie of myself sitting at my desk with an I voted sticker. Not sure why I look so fucking tired. Maybe it’s stress. Maybe it’s being 40. Wearing a grey flannel and Timberwolves hat.

I could mail in my ballot, but there’s something about going to the polling place on voting day.

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As work continues to be a crazy nightmare I have fallen back to old comforting music habits. Currently blasting Finch and remembering all of the cigs I smoked in my Mitsubishi eclipse. Better times.

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Me sitting at a mountain top restaurant in the sun in telluride. Gay flag and mountain behind me. Hat says Handys. Gorgeous sunny day.

Me sitting at a mountain top restaurant in the sun in telluride. Gay flag and mountain behind me. Hat says Handys. Gorgeous sunny day.

Work has been very busy this week. Painfully so. But I did just get back from telluride gay ski week and that was so fun, so I will not complain.

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Chicago wind gauge

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me since i got a wfh job

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M’ Anus

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I love making full and complete stops at stop signs. The people hate it.

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*nodding* anus for men

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every time i look at instagram, i feel like im the only adult who doesn't know how to make money

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We mourn our craft I didn’t ask for this and neither did you. I didn’t ask for a robot to consume every blog post and piece of code I ever wrote and parrot it back so that some hack could make money off o…

feeling this one today

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