I hope you’re ready, STINKY because it’s bath time

HES GOMNNA START SKIBBING OUT

a cartoon duck with big eyes and a yellow head ALT: a cartoon duck with big eyes and a yellow head

NINTENDO IS LSLOWD TO MAKE MARIO KART 9 100 MILLION DOLLARS BECAUSEIT HAS SO MUCH CONTENT IN IT!!! IT HAS SO MANY CHASRACTERS AND TRACKS AND SOUL!!!!M R NINTENDO IS NEVER WRONG HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS BECVUSE HE KNOWS THE MARKET BETTER THAN ANYBDOY ELSE!!!!!

[ taking out his magic paint brush and starts drawing ] uh huh?

What did you say?

once again SEGA is eating mr nintendo’s crumbs …. too bad you missed your window to make sonic lost GALAXY a launch title! hyuck hyuck

OK REDDITER

ahhh i am proven superior once more. i must now go and engage in the viewing of cartoon network. a good day to you, Sonic the Toilet Bobber!

hey man you don't gpotta DEFLECT about your toilet issues. at least i don't love drinking from the bowl like you seem to Love To Do [ grabbing the back of your head ]

you look like a turd

you mofer fricker

my stupid chud statue

you sound like you smell

gimme your mooooonee

[ sniffing the ground like a feral beast, following the scent trail to your body ] [ sniffing your face a few times ] [ takes your wallet and a single boot and runs away ]

i’m gonna take your Ten Dollars and distribute it back to nobody!

i love to play and draw…. ON YOUR GRAVESTONE!!! junior …. BLAST!!!!!!!!

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⎡⠀⠀the koopa kid rules⠀⠀⎤
⠀⠀⠀ and mario DROOLS!
⠀and the koopa prince gon’
⎣⠀⠀ BRING THE PAIN! ⠀ ⎦
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I think you know what I’m here for, nerd. Where’s my lunch money?

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