this'll depress your tongue

Darth Car Vent amirite

weather forecast ranging from 60° to 73° F.

carry on

do you think Darth Vader's minions ever referred to him as "Old Air Conditioner Face" behind his back

Leandrinker, by DJ Slothejam Slojamovic 6 track album

I suppose this was inevitable

djslojamovic.bandcamp.com/album/leandr...

like if you've never woken up because you thought something was crawling on your stomach only to realize it was your own hand once you were fully awake? lucky you

okay so for the past five days, I been woken up by what feels like a cat landing on my bed, which is a problem because I don't have a cat. I think it's my fucking hand, moving on its own. so alien hand syndrome or parkinsons, I'll maybe find out in 2 weeks!

"oh you only want to save the WHITE bears, interesting 🤔"

a man in a suit is standing in front of a broken wooden door . Alt: Steve Martin in the Man With Two Brains crashing through a cheap paper castle gate.

me, getting that reference

ah ha, I was wondering why dot bsky dot team they had blocked me

Felix doesn't look very pleased about this encounter with Mochi's glorious tail ;P

#caturdayeveryday #caturday #catsofbluesky #cats #blueskycats #petsofbluesky #mainecoon

my Thou tribute band Thy

I think we should WELCOME polar bears into our cities but I guess I'm the only real progressive left anymore

oh ho look at richie rich over here smoking CRYSTAL meth 🙄 you got a fine china pipe too you fancy fuck?

is there any left? I'll be right over

"god is not mocked" say the people who think they can control god's actions by shipping red heifers to israel and filling out a bunch of revelations checkboxes to start Da End Times

wait

who the fuck is why

from whence I leapt,
so light heart'd
afraid I'd shit
but merely farted

did anyone see my tactical desk lamp oh there he is

who care

“Library of Leaves” dip pen & ink A contented cat snuggles up in the crook of an S-curved Eucalyptus tree reading a favourite book. A canopy of swirling, lyrical, and playful leaves shade the cat from overhead. A very curious leaf peeks over the cat’s shoulder at what it is reading.

From the archives:

“Library of Leaves”

Time to go outside, sit under your favourite tree, and read a good book.

You can see more of my work at:
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my salsa macha fell over and leaked all of its orange oil all over the fridge shelf and a Ziploc bag with an apple in it

Absolute Form, by Pissrot 7 track album

more bands should tune so low that they sound like their strings are melting and they're playing in a sewer which is also melting

pissrotband.bandcamp.com/album/absolu...

just 3 chained behringers why

right now I kind of get the tech guys who want to eat goop thing, but not because I've got some weird fear of eating and excreting, just because I'm poor and tired of spending money on food

there are a lot of bands in the genre with Witch- names, is the joke

no, asshole, I said "no cheese" then I said "extra cheese" ok?! and if I find cheese that isn't extra on this pizza I'm comin down there

come see my blackened thrash band Witchsqueezer

wonder if I could get the same housing but turned into a personal pocket cheese grater that vomited cheese on your salads, soups, sandwiches or into your mouth.

I'm mildly ambidextrous until I think about it