Drinking water quality standard are funny bc what do you mean I can have 100* more lead (NASTY substance!!) in my water than the glyphosate, a low-toxicity compound with an LD50 higher than table salt

I have stolen
12T of KitKats
that were
in transit

and which
you were probably
hoping to buy
in Poland

forgive me
the world is stressful
and I needed
a break

I thought Soul Eater was an anime?

Tag yourself!

Who is CARL? 👀

In all seriousness though I’ve didn’t use STAR or CARL in my MSc by Research or PhD applications and got full studentships so personally I think it’s the c1v1l service that are wrong!

Rejected for not using the STAR method </3

Hmm yes, “interventions to prevent discharge”!

Shag responsibly!!!

Using the word “discharge” far too much at work of late

zohran mamdani promises to FILL ALL HOLES following pothole initiative with dot

insane image

BEWARE THE EYES OF MARGE

Kill la Kill soundtrack slaps

“Lost a kilo in liquid” after a massage EXCUSE ME

Has an ice skater at the Winter Olympics ever skated to a song on the Yuri on ice soundtrack???

They’re playing Rina Sawayama at the Norwich Hollywood bowl

Lesbians of the carabiner: the curse of the u-haul

I would suck A LOT of cocks to get a reliable source of crispy fried thai chillis (prik tod)

God imagine making the GB athletes fly back on British Airways

Today is birthday thank

It’s MY party and I’LL cry if I want to

Skeeted 15 mins ago

You must be a real food addict!

I have just eaten a 3 day old Lidl cronut

Applying to work in a government (but no civil service) role so let’s hope I can See The Big Picture or whatever else they talk about

Oh no there’s a Norwich game today

Every fucking time I write the symbol for a chloride ion (Cl-) I have the fucking awfully hilarious character voice of Mey from Black Butler saying “Ciel”

ten years ago today no one clapped

THAT Valentine’s Day gay pasta post was only last year???????

I do enjoy the sound of rain on my bedroom roof

Probably shouldn’t be putting so much chilli on it bc it’s having interesting impacts on my digestive system

Should have stayed in wastewater research lmaooo