World Snooker Championship 2026: Mark Allen out to 'put right' poo...

He's going to do what now? 😮

Comic. [Person and person with white hat facing two boxes stacked with $80 price tag and sale tag on each box.] PERSON 1: They want $80 for this? I could make one myself for $10 in parts, an hour of work, a trip to the hardware store, another $30 in parts, another few hours of work, two more trips to the store for $20 more in parts, another hour of work to redo the first hour of work because I messed up, and $80 to buy this when the one I made breaks.

Make It Myself

xkcd.com/3233/

This feels like such a personal attack

A picture of a woman running and labels put in front of it like a typical online video narrating the scene. They read: Nobody sees the 4am workouts. Nobody sees me meal prepping for hours every week. Nobody sees any of this. Because I don't do those things.

lol 😂

Given my current situation I am sorely tempted to test this policy when I recover.

We're all seeing a melting black cookie monster right?

First time I've been to a Daily Fail site for ages but 73% can't be wrong 🤣

That is, why do I find this so funny?

Maybe it is, maybe I'm just unwell!

Why is this so funny?

😂

Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."

four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"

Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"

Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

When a person loses 1 sense the others are heightened. That's why people who have no sense of humor have an amazing sense of self-importance.

Two brown bunnies standing side by side on their hind legs, looking up. They are on a patterned blue and white rug with a white tunnel nearby.

🤣

A cat’s front half is in a toilet. Its haunches and tail resembling an elephant’s head.

not sure if this is a cat going into a toilet or an elephant coming out

Guess I know what I'm watching next...

News from the vets is more positive today, plenty of poo and eating well. I gather Mabel is doing ok too.
Hopefully she'll be allowed home soon but they are being wisely cautious to ensure she's ok without the IV.

If nothing else please don't buy rabbits as pets for children and make sure you understand what rabbit care involves before buying a pair yourself. They are "exotic" pets and need a lot of love, room and attention and *specialist* veterinary care.

Stomper, a black and white Dutch rabbit, and Mabel, a brown and white Dutch rabbit, loafing nose-to-nose

Happy Easter from our bunnies. Unfortunately Mabel has taken ill and she's at the vets - who are now over an hour away. One CT scan later and they're still hoping to sort with medication but she may need an op which is notoriously tricky for rabbits.

Two pictures of the pillsbury dough boy: once is on a purple background with the caption “he is risen! happy Easter!”, and the other is tan and brown, similar to a cracker, on a white background saying “he is not! Happy Passover!”

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

Thank goodness for "one journalist".

Listen to the journalists folks, not the influencers (the hint is in the name), or the click-baiters, compulsive liars, bombastic assholes,...

An Egyptian style antique-looking statue of a human figure holding a large, flat oval shaped object above their head, with the left and right ends curved upward. A lion rests on either side of them.

Egyptian pharaohs were often buried with special statues made to hold small stacks of Pringles in case they got hungry during their journey into the afterlife.

😆

The nearest specialist exotic (yep, rabbits are "exotic") vet is now nearly an hour away.
Why are they closing?

‘Profit prioritised over welfare’: UK’s premier exotic animal hospital to close Pet owners fear there is no viable alternative service after Great Western Exotics owner deems business unviable

We've just called as one of our rabbits has decided to injure themselves. The vet said to go somewhere else as they close on Friday and worry about being part way through treatment.

‘Profit prioritised over welfare’: UK’s premier exotic animal hospital to close www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

Update – 25 March 2026 Update – 25 March 2026 Since our last update, there have been several significant developments. IVC Evidensia has now delayed the proposed closure of Great Western Exotics until 2 April 2026, stating ...

We love our veterinary hospital. Why is it being closed?

c.org/cyzxYncvRK

A text that says “hey one thing at a time”

a friend and I are both going through similarly tumultuous, overwhelming shit and we text this to each other out of nowhere bc we know the other probably needs to hear it. it’s been very effective 💆🏻‍♀️ having friends who care is so rad

My ubers here