Helloooooo stud
Posts by Swamp Crone
Can’t a man linger before a mirror and brood anymore?
Bewbs
I have zero objections
The tan makes me feel pretty
This part
Getting a haircut makes me feel the way Michelle Pfeiffer must have in Stardust after she ate the morsel of star-heart
I find Yennefer very, very annoying, but the witch knows how to put together an outfit
Braced, girded, ready
Extremely
Elphaba’s a Wild Magic Sorcerer, Galinda’s a Glamour Bard, Morrible’s an Evocation Wizard who wishes she was a Transmutation Wizard, Oscar (the Wizard) is an Artificer, and Fiyero’s a high-Charisma Rogue who took a late-stage level in Paladin.
Likely a vast majority of them, yes
My go-to order
Knowing me, silently yearn
That’s enough of summer, thanks
Amazing!! If the mood ever takes you I’d love to see your version of Pratchett’s witches 😍
Always
To my eternal chagrin and the defiance of all logic, these are not a bathing suit 🐠
I am now
🪞
Share with the class
Are the rides open?
👏👏👏
👋
I insist that they do
I’m going to need you to elaborate
Believe me, I’m trying
There’s not nearly enough recognition for D&D classes as a substitute for astrology/Myers-Briggs
Gods damn it, I was beaten to the punch
Twobreast, even