You are jet fuel
And I’m steel beams 🎶

Sorry for my behavior today. I had too many Oedipals.

There has never been
a more bland name for
a retail chain than Home Goods.
They had to really workshop that one.

#Severence, Severence, speak so slightly
Severence, down on your bended knee
Taste the whip, in love not given lightly
Taste the whip, now bleed for Kier

comedy

It doesn’t align with their anti-woke standards

My giants? They might be.

Beau Brummell - Wikipedia

Okay okay

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beau_Br...

I’ve never heard the words “Beau Brummell” outside of that Billy Joel song. Starting to think he made it up.

Stick Kevorkian me, I’m done.

You can just start your post with he and everyone knows who you mean.

He’s getting a little Elon in the tooth. 

She’s got Warwick Davis size

Are they trying to piggyback on the Cow Tools/Gary Larson thing?

I would get one of those robotic toilets but I’m afraid of ToTo Recall.

One prisoner to another: You wanna get out of here?

Believe it or not, there is a time and a place for everything, including raisins. 

I don’t pretend to understand all the machinations that the average politician has to abide by just to keep their job. That being said, it sure feels like no one is looking out for us right now.

Pardon me - I’ve never been more annoyed with the left than right now.

It’s futile to ditch the D party without something formidable to replace it with. Somehow I don’t think the rowdy online left really has what it takes since they don’t have any leadership or plans beyond annoying catch phrases.

Barbarian 🎶
Take my land
Barbarian
You got me running an a-screaming
Dying and a-bleeding
Barbarian 🎶

DEI ate my homework. 😞

This machine has a butt ton of buttons. 📱

I’m no radical, but I would love to prank these ICE idiots and their raids. Like carry out some elaborate intervention that redirects their whole plan. I suppose it would require quite a bit of intel about the when and the where, but I could see committing to such an effort.

Fcuk it. Follow all.