I know I’m manic when all I wanna do is listen to Lana Del Rey and smoke a cig

anyway calling these "war plans" when they were actually plans to blow up an apartment building full of civilians because the girlfriend of a guy we don't like lived there sounds more like "terrorism plans" or perhaps even more accurately "terrorism factory creation plans"

How is everyone not freaking out that it’s 90 degrees in March.

I love being Latina. We’re magical

Just had a menty b bc my day didn’t go according to plan 😚✌🏽

A medal for your troubles

I didn’t know pantera was so horny

Who needs therapy when you can complain about your problems w your sibling

The joy of staying up too late to finish a book you can’t put down was a much needed gift

It’s fun trying to find that line between “I need to remain vigilant of the horrors afoot” and also “oh no my heart is racing and my jaw is making weird creaky sounds and I can taste pennies.”

Star Trek Picard scene. An older Worf is shown, white eyebrows and goatee. There's a 'Mr. Worf Goes to a Rave' feel, with what looks like confetti dropping over him, blacklighting, and abstract art on the walls behind him, presumably drawn in Tide. Closed caption reads, "Beheadings are on Wednesdays."

A Roman salute is not actually better

Star Trek Deep Space 9 scene. The Sisko, in uniform, is chillaxing with his head resting on his hand, and talking to someone. (It's Jake. Someone who doesn't watch DS9 wouldn't know that but his blue purple wardrobe is a major clue). Closed caption reads, "I've done nothing for the past 6 hours."

America's richest 10% now hold 60% of the nation's wealth.

The bottom half of America? It holds just 6%.

Wealth inequality is eating this country alive.

The system will promise you the world and send you to the grave holding their IOUs.