Drake fans are going crazy trying to smash and melt all that ice to learn the "Iceman" release date, only to get to the middle and find David Blaine waiting for them next.

No one out-pizza’d the Hut in the 80s and 90s. But nobody talks about how nobody out pizzazz’d it either.

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Was about to make a joke about opening a dive bar called The Triple Lindy but wanted to look it up first and lo and behold, someone already opened a dive bar by this name in Portland. Now I have another stop waiting for me the next time I visit there.

An amazing song … as long as you don’t actually listen to the lyrics 😆

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When your Daily mix begins with America, Albert Hammond and then Barry Manilow, you KNOW your morning's off to the right start.

🪄 You Can Do Magic
💨 When I'm Gone (seriously underrated)
🆕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Weekend in New England

Happy 414 Day to those who celebrate. Hey @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social wanna visit the Marcus snow pile and celebrate with a snow cone?

Lucky! Looks like you got early release. Mine still only allows for manual creation. But will continue to watch for it now.

Meanwhile, JD Vance is expected to headline Couchella 2026 this weekend.

Really? Do you have a screenshot of where to find it? I haven't seen anything yet (I do the paid version, too) and would love to use it there!

open.spotify.com/track/0jsy2z...

There's something about listening to an Italian version of Tom Jones songs or a Spanish rockabilly Elvis cover. (2)

I prefer Apple Music but the Prompted Playlist builder on Spotify is fun to play with. I use prompts to build playlists that consist of hidden gem covers of my favorite artists and to find non English cover versions of songs my favorite artists performed. Then it refreshes at 6am every day. (1/2)

As a Bucks fan I'll know Friday if the org has decided to trade Giannis. If in the last home game they don't have him and his 2 brothers on the court at the same time, you know they've made up their mind to move on. If they make that moment happen, they're still working to convince him to stay.

"We love Pam, and she will be transitioning to a much needed and important new job in the private sector, to be announced at a date in the near future" sure sounds like that farm upstate that so many parents tell their three-year-olds the family dog went to.

Remember to turn your Fools back 2 years today if you're filling out your mail-in ballots.

Tired: Is a hot dog a sandwich?
Wired: Is a sword a knife?

Can't wait for the eventual Pixar movie where a little boy and girl visit the Island of Misfit Headsets and befriend Meta's Quest, Nintendo's Virtual Boy, and Google Glass while teaching and learning valuable life lessons.

It's St. Patrick's Day but I don't own much green so I'm wearing a Patrick Swayze shirt instead. Close enough.

Don't ask me why I woke up with "What a squirrel wants, what a squirrel needs" to the tune of Christina Aguilera in my head. This shit just happens sometimes.

Our stove died yesterday and we can't get a new one delivered until the weekend. I never realized how much I rely on that stove's clock. Maybe even more than its cooking. You can still learn life-changing facts about yourself mid-life.

If Trump isn’t willing to send his kid to Iran, you shouldn’t be willing to either.

I've gotta come clean. Up until last week, I legit thought that was Lady Gaga with Christian Bale on the poster for The Bride! There. Wow. I feel free now.

them: sir, this is a wend's drive-thru. now come on, will that be cash or charge?

I guess you could say Kristi is No(e)more at DHS.

Pet Peeve: people who refer to Blu Rays as DVDs.

When I write about this in my diary tonight, I'm just gonna pretend you're talking about Wiz.

This gives me hope. I think 2026 is the year I begin to experiment with the toothpick. Figuring out what clothing, hats, attitudes, etc. it pairs well or not well with. Like, funerals, definitely not gonna attempt it (yet).

I was a kid in the 80s. I couldn't wait to grow up so I could walk around with a toothpick hanging from my mouth and looking cool. Now I'm all grown up and nobody does that anymore and I feel like I unnecessarily sped up my childhood.

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

I love how Giannis approached All Star weekend like it’s a week of summer camp goofing around with friends.