I think the reason Musk wants Treasury Dept data on millions of Americans is AI. Tech companies have already stolen the data they can easily access. Confidential, reliable, long-term information about individuals in government systems will have a lot of value to the companies destroying society.

Don’t let this happen to you. Know the warning signs of onanism: the drowsy, glazed eyes that morph into hypnotic saucers in the middle/spermatorrheal ophthalmia stages, followed by what appears to be becoming the man from Nantucket.

But did Broseph heed the warnings? No. Now he’s a mummified Abraham Lincoln and his son is auditioning for a Cormac McCarthy film.

Back to our healthy family. As the Dr. explains, “self-abuse” leads to all manner of disease, including spermatorrhea (obviously), consumption, and insanity. All these traits and general degeneration are passed to everyone else in the family.

First, I would show you a diagram of the “PENIS” or “YARD,” but someone has sliced it out of the book right here (surely for anti-onanism purposes), so you’ll have to use your mind’s eye to picture the pendant cylindrical organ.

Boyhood’s Perils and Manhood’s Curse (1858), by Dr. Seth Pancoast, explains that you must resist onanism to save yourself and your offspring from decline and death. Here we see a healthy family and their child. Lo, but what temptations await Broseph within his own plaid trousers we shall see anon!