I mean Episode 5

Episode 6 of Poker Face is such fantastic TV

And Peter Pan trivia

Bravo

Was just sitting next to a wine tasting being held by the most boring man ever and I can’t decide if it’s a dreadful idea or genius as everyone hastens to get as much wine down themselves as possible to ease the pain

It’s not like it was a decent high street to begin with

Who’d be a Spurs fan

The Criminal Past of the Far-Right Anti-Migrant ‘Auditors’ Going Viral on YouTube Streamers who generate millions of views on Youtube, while posing as 'citizen journalists', have a record of abusive behaviour towards women and sexual offences, a Byline Times investigation reveals

Anti-migrant streamers and 'auditors' who generate millions of views on Youtube, while posing as ‘citizen journalists’, have a record of abusive behaviour towards women and sexual offences, a Byline Times investigation reveals

bylinetimes.com/2026/04/17/t...

this is true tbf. we're not laughing. except for the pope stuff, that's legit funny

Now you have to smoke cigars - sorry I don’t make the rules

No

Even if what they are saying about what FCDO officials said etc, when it blew up earlier in the year did literally no one think “maybe we should speak to the people who did the vetting”

Green Party candidate for Lambeth shares a poster: "I want YOU to die for Israel - because I'm owned by Jews"

Green Party candidate for Lambeth shares picture of goblin-like Jewish caricature crying. Caption reads: "Don't you know the rules?? We went through the Holocaust and now we get to kill everyone, forever!!"

Green Party council candidate in Lambeth.

In a normal world, it would not be sustainable for a Party which claims to be "anti-racist" to ignore this, or to try and punt it away by telling everyone that everything is ok because Zack Polanski is Jewish

Jesus: omg im lost in the desert wearing nothing but this flimsy robe I sure hope no-one tries to seduce me in the next, idk, forty days or so

President so bad he reverses 600 years of Protestant-Catholic infighting

If I’m reading this correctly (it’s possible I’m not) the Evening Standard now has a news team of six journalists - two politics and four general reporters - to cover London.

Crime, transport and City Hall specialists all gone. Some really experienced good reporters such as Ross Lydall going.

Keir Starmer in 2020: "I had 8,000 staff as Director of Public Prosecutions and when they had victories I celebrated on their behalf and when they made mistakes I carried the can.

"I never turn on my staff. You should never turn on your staff"

Thing is, I can sort of believe that Starmer just literally didn't ask whether Mandelson actually passed vetting, and also that his Downing Street imagines this to be an excuse rather than a pretty strong case for resignation in and of itself.

There are two types of music listeners and I think we are both non-lyric carers but a lot of people are lyric carers

In what was almost an impressive catastrophe I stepped off the bus and both my glasses and hat got blown off and I had to chase them down the street

Love this

Never

Is there a right way?

The Sun’s accounts are out and I haven’t seen anyone report on them so…
*Pre-tax loss of £31m
*Revenue down from £296m to £273m (Sub now in the same ballpark as the Guardian)
*Phone hacking costs (now into its third decade) of £36.6m
*Big fall in audience but still claim to be UK’s number one brand

Zia Yusuf is up next to talk about the immigration message. Discussing the composition of immigrants to the UK, he says: "Britain went from immigration primarily from EU countries to vastly higher levels of immigration from primarily non-EU countries." I wonder why that might be.

Loving the “And never will be”

FT headline: Meta builds AI version of Mark Zuckerberg to interact with staff

Users report increased humanity

I like the mild aniseed flavour but needs to be quite a specific dish

Come on Rosie