Why is anyone surprised Nicki is maga? She’s always been a weird bitch.

I feel like I’m 13 again waiting for music Mondays with this Bieber album coming out at midnight

Why the fuck do we have ads on paid subscriptions

Do people get pedicures to relax bc I fucking HATE getting them done. I just like the finished look lol.

Is it anxiety if I’m always right tho that is the question

I find it interesting that every plus size celebrity or influencer is proud to be plus sized until they have enough money to get skinny and then their plus size pride is out the window. Fat is only beautiful if you’re broke, it seems.

Sometimes I feel like I have no one.

Why do Americans say MARScapone instead of mascarpone

Hinge be like
“You’re most compatible with the ugliest mother fucker in your city”

Why the fuck do Americans put grape jelly on meatballs

I treat people the way I want to be treated and no body fucking reciprocates it.

If you’re invited to dinner at 7pm, what time are yall showing up? Me personally, 6:58pm.

Why the fuck is Snapchat sending me ads now are we for real

Why do people on tik tok keep posting videos of their cats being euthanized like that’s extremely triggering 😭😭😭

“What if they’re a man pretending to be trans to get into the women’s washroom and harm women!” So you agree, you’re afraid of cis men, not trans women. Shut the fuck up.

I have never felt unsafe around trans people and neither has anyone else. You feel unsafe around cis men. Stop confusing the two.

Golden doodles look like humans in a dog suit. I will never understand why everyone loves them, they’re creepy as fuck !!!! 😭

Why don’t brunch places take reservations

Asked for an address from someone on marketplace selling an item I was interested in and they blocked me …. Okay then. Cool. 😅

Lmfao Wallace .. we all know what I meant

a woman is sitting on a bed with her hands on her face and the words `` pretends to be shocked '' above her . ALT: a woman is sitting on a bed with her hands on her face and the words `` pretends to be shocked '' above her .

Wow Morgan Wallace did something bum fuck loser-y (again) who would have thought 🙄

You eat one subway sandwich and smell like onion for the next three business days like wtf bro

Uneducated voters are going to take us down the same god damn road the US is currently on.

Seriously Doug ford again. 😑 we’re fucked.

My cat killed three baby mice last night and this was my conversation with my sister this morning lol

Fine. I’ll admit it. I still don’t know what “______ is my Roman Empire” actually means. What do the kids mean???

People learned the word overstimulated and forgot overwhelmed existed. They’re not the same thing nor interchangeable. Hope this helps!

For the love of fuck can it stop snowing already Jesus

Just me and my cracking fire background noises against the world. Idc if it drains my phone battery. It’s staying on 24/7.

Why do you hate immigrants who pay taxes, but admire billionaires who don't? Because you're a racist!