Oh shit, word?

last week @maxwellfrost.bsky.social and @lilsimsie.bsky.social hosted a stardew valley livestream to educate viewers on how they can help oppose saudi arabia’s purchase of EA. the conclusion to this saga might feel inevitable, but they still believe there’s time to stop it

Has Alex Jones barbecued and eaten his legal team yet?

Somebody should check in.

ICE, private equity, billionaires, genAI, traditional Catholicism and at least 3 CEOs in the tech industry, next question

If I ever get my own business, I’m going to commission @jaysondoesmusic.net to make us the grooviest chillest hold music you’ve ever heard in your life

During my whole three day weekend when I was being lazy as hell at home and wanted the rain, it never showed up.

Now I’m at work and have to be outside and it won’t stop raining.

Good one, God.

Ya got me again.

“When AI takes away everyone’s jobs, the government will have to implement Universal Basic Income!”

The Government:

Kinda neat.

Dang is this the closest Peanuts gets to showing an adult?

Shadow of the Tomb Raider

It's extra funny when those same people own World of Warcraft. A series built around hitting a cap where numbers stop going up

The subscription service model is inherently incompatible with traditional measurements of success.

It’s a good shot in the arm but you have to know you’re hitching your wagon onto sustaining averages rather than perpetual growth.

It’s not a hard code to crack if you live on Regular Earth.

I don’t know what’s so hard to understand about the fact that a subscription service has an inevitable ceiling.

These ding dongs keep hitting the ceiling and then they’re like “How come number no go up”

Is Jackson White the son of Jack White?

*hold for laughter and applause*

He’s yearning for it.

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

Dying on the battlefield of communicable diseases due to a lack of hygiene and germ theory understanding just like the patriots of old.

“Survive this!” —God

This book is out TODAY

Ah, The Full Tom Cruise.

Excellent choice.

Well you’ve come to a classic fork in the road

You can lean in. This is your brand now.

Or you can go away for a little bit and then stage a momentous comeback that’ll make people say “Wow. I can’t get enough Vivi all the time”

You’re such a writer.

I never thought to associate you with toast and the toast lifestyle but now all I want is your toast takes and toast hacks.

Pinny, you are speaking my language.

Gonna start buying all my salmon from weird dudes who hang out at billiard halls all night and never actually put money into the pool table but they’re super popular for some reason.

I don’t know what this is from but it speaks to me deeply.

Salmon is already my primary source of protein so this is all great news.

The slow part I take umbrage with but I’ll put up with it if there’s no other option.

Toss in Polaris and her bright green nonsense just for kicks and I’m buying the CE

DON’T TEASE ME