<*Strong Bad voice*> EXCOMMUNICATED!

I'm living in a time when siding with the Catholic Church is rebellious and subversive.

Making sure to write this down, for future archaeologists and anthropologists.

In the year of our Lord 2026, who the fuck smokes a butt on a subway platform?

Nothing against Jigglypuff, nothing against Lady Gaga.

But I swear to God, if I hear her sing that fucking song 1 more time...I am just gonna snap

Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up! It's bobsled time! 🇯🇲🛷

Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislature YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The interview that's TOO HOT FOR TV! 🥵🚫❌️📺

youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A?...

FOLKS IN MINNEAPOLIS:

SAVE all videos & photos from today. They will be valuable to prove the ICE agent --- who had time to move & re-position himself to the side of the victim's car to shoot into the driver's side window --- was not in reasonable fear of imminent serious physical injury or death.

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

🎵DayQuil (ahh-AHHHH-ahh) 🎵

🎵Fighter of the NyQuil (ahh-AHHHH-ahh) 🎵

Where were the other drugs going, Charlie Brown?

8. According to a mega-hit released in 2007 by Flo Rida featuring T-Pain, what did Shawty get?

A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT & SHE NEEDS CASH NOW

#LL106 #bestwronganswers

If Jonathan Frakes walks up to the carving station at an Old Country Buffet, do they just have a duel of awkward questions?

That's a big pun

Confounded magnets. How are they capable of functioning?

OutKast’s Big Boi Announces Washing Machine That Plays “S... Big Boi has announced a limited edition washing machine t...

This is the dumbest thing ever. I love it! 💚

www.complex.com/music/a/trey...

Now they need to paint this at center court. Also, @petemrogers.bsky.social , this needs to be turned into a masterpiece

I'm a butcher, and we get surprise audits all the f'ing time. And I simply work at a meat department at a Whole Foods.

"Dad & Dad Fight While Nation Sits on Stairs"

Bill Murray tells Bugs Bunny & Michael Jordan "Whoa...I don't play defense"

Ladies & gentlemen, the 2025 Boston Celtics!

Awwwww, maaannnnn

@important.website

That's quite the dilemma, innit 🙄🤦‍♂️

It could actually end up backfiring massively on Wellesley's admin. Boston Marathon is in a couple weeks, and if the strike isn't settled by then, you can be assured the students will let the world know what's going on there.

Saw a cybertruck and my son asked why Elon Musk would think that looked good and I said "remember that drug they gave you at the hospital when you broke your arm, and you got scared and said everyone had 4 eyes? he takes that all the time"

I would have gone with "Bishop takes cRook" myself. But maybe that's why I don't do this for a living

So, who's the asshole who didn't vote Ichiro into the Baseball HOF?

How does Adrian find Rocky in the middle of fucking Siberia?

Has anyone else noticed that 2 of the most awful villains in iconic Christmas stories, Mr. Potter & Ebenezer Scrooge, were a couple of rich old men who overcharged rent for shitty housing and treated the working class like trash?

Just thought I'd point it out.