Me to my dad when he asked me if I wanted a bourbon.

That might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen on a football field.

I’m begging that @penfield.bsky.social does some weird shit at halftime to shift the energy because we’re down bad here on the mainland.

I…what?

Jerry Mayo might be the worst coach in the history of coaching.

I open up X for the first time in a minute and this is the first post I see lmao.

This is, as they say, the Good Stuff ™️

Have you considered Vince Whaley?

Welcome to the resistance, Paolo.

Investigation Aliens is so fucking dumb. I love it.

👋 Hello, Bluesky!

If there’s one thing I miss about golf Twitter, it’s Cocks Out for LIV.

When you bet your mortgage on Ludvig to repeat at RSM but you’re a chill guy.

Who’s going to not win the RSM

I love how even their chancellor was like, “yeah…that name was ass.”

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Enough with the cupcakes 🧁 @penfield.bsky.social

Bluesky would be so much better if this guy was on it

That’s right, PJ Clark.

Yes.

What are your thoughts on the perfect roast beef cold cut, Garrett?

Connor I’d like one paragraph dedicated to describing different members of the Sea Island Mafia thanks.

I’m waiting for @tweethmitchell.bsky.social to post his visor pics so all of his 21 followers can see it.

It’s me. I’m the banger.

Here’s a complete list of golf people who bang 24/7 bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Yes.

Johnnie Selvie

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This is Blue Sky so I will be saying how wonderful the Butterfield was 😊.

Blue Sky? The usual weather in Phoenix?