Oh shit… what if… yo… check it…. WHAT IF instead of The Human Caterpillar it was The INHUMAN Caterpillar. That would probably be pretty fucked up, too!

We’ll need this in the US too.

Prosecute every Trump regime official who gave illegal orders or followed them, including military & DHS criminals.

Prosecute everyone involved in every corrupt swindle & bribe.

Viktor Orban accomplished so much of what the Trump movement wants to accomplish here

he ruled for 16 years and rewrote the rules in his favor

and still, they threw him out

and you know what? they did it by voting

don’t let anyone tell you voting doesn’t matter

i love how everything makes sense all of the time

ACAB

All Carpenters Are Bastards
Aromatics Can Aggravate Bees

Evicted some carpenter bees without notice today.

MORAL:
Do not drill holes into the underside of my deck and invite the crew over for snacks if you’re constantly late on rent. I have various aromatic tinctures which I am not afraid to annoy you with and I am a vigilant landlord.

Tastes like Ragu, mild edition.

WTF @murderkroger.bsky.social ?

pan’s labyrinth’s monster with eyes on hands should replace the easter bunny for obvious reasons

petition to replace the easter bunny

“Billionaires Are Job Creators!”

🎵“Iran! Iran so far awaaay!”🎵

A Flock Of Seagulls learning about geography

Dangit. I’m deleting and reposting.

we have to starve our poor to bomb their poor

He is a malicious agent. Just look around, Mr. Congressman. The only solution is his removal.

Oh no… what’d he do now?

Everybody likes a good ole fashioned Moreland traffic jam when there's a light breeze filled with not-so-distant tennis grunts and the Bradford pears are flowering and there's a conflict in the Middle East.

This guy gets it.

A closeup portrait photo of an elderly, dusty-colored male orange-and-white tabby cat laying in front of the steps of his home which we see in front of a light blue summer evening sky.

RIP Cinnamon.

Best neighborhood cat I have ever met. I’ll miss your loud greetings and engaging conversations. Everyone who knew you will. 💔

You Know What? Maybe the Time Is Right for an AOC Presidential Bid She’s only 36, and there’s a good argument that she should run for Senate and bide her time. But she also could be a formidable White House candidate.

The worst case scenario for an AOC presidential run in 2028 is that she’s setting herself up for 2032 or 2036.

She is going to be president someday—it’s just a matter of time.

Reupped my man card and successfully made it through a minor DIY plumbing installation.

For the love of Jeb!, please clap.

Can't spell "ennui" without U and I.

Found the perfect celebratory gif for my coworker’s birthday!

Thanks, Teams!

The entirety of the song “You’re So Vain” is 100% about the guy who “probably” thinks the song is about him. It’s dumb and has bothered me for decades.

I wish that guy would have put out a diss track of his own called “You’re Not So Clever.”

She laughs. They make up in time for Valentine’s Day. 💝

Just opened a single Reese’s peanut butter cup that had eleven (11) paper wrappers. This is how I know I am one of the indigo children.

spoiler alert: this article is NOT referring to blast beats

Chaos at every level in every circle.

Call the piece of legislation that ultimately abolishes ICE the Pretti-Good Act

Superdrag - Feeling Like I Do YouTube video by meshkowich

youtu.be/9V1HJ27Sz5U?...

huge congratulations to @froggyblink.bsky.social for absolutely nailing the assignment on the first-ever skeet to feature a functioning $TSLA cashtag