OMFG LOOK AT DAT LOB. HARDEN! MOBLEY!

WHAT A WAY TO END THE QUARTER! D-MITCH TO STRAUS!

Don’t wanna speak too early, but the lights aren’t looking too bright for JA to start this postseason

Love this time of the year. LFG CAVS! LETS START THIS POSTSEASON OFF STRONG!!!

LFG YOSHI!!!!! THE WALK OFF GREENS ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!

A HORSE SOLD FOR 10.5 MILLION?!?!???!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUSSELL HENLEY! I NEED YOU TO REPRESENT US APRIL 12 FOLK WELL! WE ARE ALL COUNTING ON YOU!!!

Stick with me here, but what if we used baseball’s ABS system for presidents, so their bad decisions could be instantaneously overturned.

WOW STRIKES OUT THE SIDE IN HIS DEBUT! LFG SAMANIEGO!!! Need to see more of him and less of Weissert

WOW I LOVE WATCHING CEDDANE RAFAELA FIELDING SO MUCH!!!!

OK STORY! Prove me wrong (I still believe the Durbin thing though even though he gave us that FC RBI)

I miss David Hamilton on the Red Sox soooooooooooo much. I’d trade Story or Durbin for him straight up at this point so fast

Mayer really keeps getting screwed with errors when it’s not even his fault man. Smh

The Red Sox SUCK in every aspect

Of course I bet Hunter Goodman on Dinger Tuesday early this morning cause I’m so damn eager and then he’s not even in the lineup. BRUHHHHHHHHHH

Caleb Durbin can’t do ANYTHING right

I can’t believe I thought the 2026 Red Sox were going to be a 90-win team. Embarrassing.

This might be a loooooooooooooong season for the Red Sox

I HATE GREG WEISSERT!!! HE SUCKS SOOOOO MUCH!!!!

What a throw by Abreu. It’s giving Hunter Renfroe. Or as I always called him, Hunter Renthrow

Goddamn the song Forever Young is playing and it’s giving me serious PTSD to the Dubai Cup. Thank God I didn’t put down a wager like I did in the Saudi Cup, but still. It hurts

LFG DINGER TUESDAY IS BACK!!! I still wish they did it like they used to with the bonus bets, but still

I HATE CALEB DURBIN. CAN WE PLEASE JUST PUT MAYER AT 3B AND SHIP DURBIN’S ASS TO PYONGYANG!!!!

I know I’m saying this ridiculously late, but with them just panning to him. I want to make sure it’s known that I HATE CB BUCKNOR FOR THAT MISERABLE SHOWING! I WAS GETTING LAZ DIAZ FLASHBACKS (I think I would’ve been even more enraged if I watched it on TV and saw all the misses instead of at game)

I LOVE ABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course the one time I bet on O’Neil to hit an opening day homer and he breaks his streak. What the actual fuck?!?!?!?!

I hope Mitchell’s eye is alright, but goddamn I gotta say it does look pretty sick. Especially when he does things like THAT!

Would it be too degenerate to fly all the way to Singapore just for the Grimace Shake??? I hear they’re bringing it back and I’m kinda craving it now

VIVA VENEZUELA 🇻🇪

The ending to the WBC game was AWFUL. THAT WAS NOT A STRIKE