20 years ago today, Jack Dorsey posted the first tweet. A lot has happened since then, and Twitter isn't really Twitter anymore, literally and figuratively.
That's why we created an archive to preserve the funniest, weirdest, and most memorable tweets in the site's tumultuous history.
Anthropic refuses Pentagon’s new terms, standing firm on lethal autonomous weapons and mass surveillance
Just more schilling of his terrible ideas and pretending he doesn’t deserve to be in a nursing home
VSC at the end is a joke. F1 really doing their best to fix the race for certain drivers is simply embarrassing. We push on but it’s a rough sport to continue supporting when you see this sort of thing
Raising a glass to National Tight End Day! 🍻 My lineup’s as unpredictable as a bourbon barrel batch—aging a TE on the bench hoping it turns into vintage Kelce. If he scores, I sip; if he busts, I pour another. #FantasyFootball #Week8 #Bourbon
@theverge.com @reckless.bsky.social drinking out of cups? What are ya, captain tying knots?
Seeing the Chiefs complain about a penalty is like my dog judging me for taking a shit in the yard
Old on prem server.
Up time 5 years (Basically the whole life of the server).
Rock solid performance.
One off cost.
New fancy cloud server.
2nd time in 3 months it's had to be rebooted.
Constant connectivity issues.
Constant monthly cost.
Randomly shits itself weekly.
Progress.
Let’s be clear on one thing: The Bucs aren’t victims here. They have a history of abruptly changing coaches when it suits their interests. Liam Coen has every right to reverse course if he chooses.
huh...
lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.
Glad to see you over here!
Patrick Star, ball knower
Just going to reiterate -
We are on this bot problem. We shall fight them on the beaches. We shall fight them in the signup process, we shall fight them in the notifications
By request, here is the multicam view of the feed from Times Square, All-22, and ESPN, Georgia, and Ohio State radio calls, as it happened onscreen live:
Delacroix’s Lion and Snake from the @walters_museum also plays well, especially with the ‘Lions’ layer
Wait, was that an unsportsmanlike amount of ass shakes?
Screenshot of trending topics launched on Christmas 2025. Topics trending include: Virat Kohli, Red Panda, Porzingis, Post Malone, Beyoncé, Gavin and Stacey Finale, Sixers, A Complete Unknown, King Henry, Joel Embiid, Pentatonix
Merry Christmas from us to you 🎄🎁💙 We launched Trending Topics today, and you can find it by tapping the search icon on the bottom bar of the app or the right sidebar on desktop.
this kid is CHUGGING pepsi and can't wait to piss all over the bedsheets and himself and maybe his cousin. it's horrific on every level and no one says anything.
Just give me an entire TBS station devoted to A Christmas Story for the entire month of December so I can watch in 3.03 min increments
How Todd Monken exposed the Steelers run defense with a counter intuitive strategy that resulted in something that Derrick Henry hasn't done in his career before
www.nytimes.com/athletic/601...
At this point we never watch it in one sitting anymore and instead watch 20 minutes at a time over the course of the TBS 24 hour marathon
“A Christmas Story” is the best Christmas movie and anyone who says otherwise is wrong
Curt Cignetti's comments on College Gameday came back to bite him as Indiana finishes the season 0-2 against top-25 teams.
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www.nytimes.com/athletic/601...
These CFP games are really adding fuel to the fire for those “strength of schedule matters” folks #CFP
Today in 1993: Nirvana’s iconic “Unplugged” concert airs on MTV.
“.. In the moment, you weren’t aware you were taping what was Nirvana's last album," producer Alex Coletti said later. "It was only in hindsight that it became what it became."
#RIP
Score Update:
BUF 48 - 42 DET
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.
