I would agree with you but then we’d both be wrong

a cartoon character with a purple hat and the name waluigi Alt: a cartoon character with a purple hat and the name waluigi

all these warehouse fires going down, people are calling them Warehouse Luigi’s.

In other words:

a man on a horse is standing next to a large dragon in a field Alt: a man on a horse is standing next to a large dragon in a field

The original Dragonheart begs to differ

Every time hail falls an angle loses a kidney stone ☺️👼

We all agree this is what he sounds like, right? It’s not just me?

On the one hand, in a vacuum this is cool shit from a dystopian science fiction sort of angle. On the other hand, this is some dystopian real life science shit. 😭

Because they see the word “Brown” and feel like that’s more than enough allyship

A corgi watching behind a baby gate.

Bonus image: the great terror in prison because he cannot control himself when the vacuum is on.

I could not bee-lieve it

A deliciously baked honey cake in the shape of a honeycomb.

Okay, taking a break from doom and gloom to show off this honey cake I made complete with honeycomb shape.

I have money on “uhhhh I haven’t see it so I don’t know. I can’t comment on that”. It’s a classic.

Ngl even just using fresh herbs to grab as needed is so nice

This is one of those games that I’ve bought multiple times over the years…. And it doesn’t look like that’s stopping

Tracy's Troubled Childhood | 30 Rock YouTube video by 30 Rock Official

I gotchu homie

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Im so tired of the Y’all Queda crowd

10/10 no notes. Would 100% eat it thinking it was real only to realize it half way but by then I have to commit and finish swallowing to not be rude while you’re yelling at me from across the room demanding to know how I get in and to stop eating your projects.

A follow notification from Custom Erotica

I just want to point not that not 30 seconds after making this joke I got a follow from Custom Erotic. Clearly I have a future

Clearly they’re mistaken. Everyone knows the nipple eyed snapper is the most erotic of all the fish.

“What’s wrong babe, you havent touched your tuna tatas?”

Babe wake up, new vegan slander just dropped

If his supporters could read they’d be livid! Livid I tell you.

Seriously, each and every one of you are dishonest cowards directly contributing to this insanity. Show the full goddamn quote cowards @apnews.com

a close up of a man making a funny face while smoking a cigarette . Alt: a close up of a man making a funny face while smoking a cigarette

“Whoever”

Truth social post from Trump saying “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP”

Hey, don’t be shy. Make sure everyone sees it

Trump commenting “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP”

Hey @nytimes.com why don’t you stop being dishonest and actually include the full quote instead of sanewashing what he says. YOU’RE part of the problem www.nytimes.com/2026/04/05/w...

Nazi’s don’t take their boots off your neck just because a bunch of people showed up with signs and asked nicely. Just sayin’ 🤷🏽

If you ask someone to disagree with you and they refuse, are they doing what you asked or not?

There are 37 A-list British actors. Gary Oldman plays 11 of them

@netflix.com @whitehouse-47.bsky.social Not trying to yuck on anyone’s yum but this feels like a really weird time in America for a dating show where the main gimmick is age gaps. Just saying

#ageofattraction