Back from my trip, have a Cassie

Nice! Though the oldest model present is the plastic leviathan and new MKVI kits
So new first born, not old firstborn

Delicious!

All is well. Minotaurs are still one of the sickest chapters out there. Reminds me that I do have to collect a bunch of primaris for them. Rn they're all firstborn minis lol

If you see this post some armor!

Couldn't pass this by

My love of the minotaurs is fueled by people who hate them

I have received death threats for playing minotaurs on several occasions lmao

Drop something yellow!

Closest thing I got is that dead lamentor...
Hehe

you know
I think the absolute worst part about not getting out of the house on a regular basis is watching an opportunity to do so pass you by and knowing and feeling the big sad coming in to hit you in the nuts like a sack of concrete bricks

I keep forgetting this exists

Here's some hoplites I'm working on

Apparently March 7th is Nation Cereal Day, so I feel obligated to share this again.

If you see this message just know

I said hi

📖Spell that makes your Elf wet.

💦

im so hard for these new stodes models

I talk to my cat kiwi like my dad did to me when i was in highschool.

"Whatcha doin, boy?"

"Doin some dumb shit?"

"Well thats what happens when ya dont think shit through"

I had better see a record number of reposts on this.

don't give her a reason not to like you. she can promise that it will not be a good time for you!

still need assistance with my teeth. anything helps

This 6'2, absolute BOMBSHELL of a sharkgirl comes up to you and asks for a dance.

What do?

🎨 @honeythief.bsky.social

"corporate?"

she looked at the stand owner as he began running away

"not sure"

"how else will he learn not to scam people for mediocre hotdogs?"

she asked genuinely

"there is an air bnb up there for you to stay in throughout your vacation"

she gestures to a quaint little beach house up the beach. he could now notice that her other hand had a bag held in it

she turns then, handing him $36USD

"here. should be better"

"you could have. but a beach vacation for free is a good vacation no?"

she hoped in her hearts that she was right about beach vacations being relaxing

"thank you"

she turned back to the person at the stand and smacked him. saying something about ripping off his customers

"your vacation. it begins now. you will recieve 3 times your normal pay once it is over, and I will be here to relax with you. am I understood?"

she crossed her arms. waiting for his response. not a bead of sweat on her body despite the journey and the warm sun beating down on the both of them

he ain't getting his money back, though!...

until a large individual approaches the stand, turning to him

"you pay full price for this?"

they ask calmly

she would waste little time. taking advantage of her vast resources to get him to a beach as physically far from his little shop as possible without leaving orbit. never letting him off her shoulder

she then sets him on the ground

"enjoy your vacation"

he's the one who paid

she can flip a ford no problem

but it's too late, he's over the shoulder and is off to a vacation destination, whether he wants it or not