April Showers
Bring in any of the following items and get an instant $26 discount or gift card!
Shampoo/Conditioner, Body Wash/Bath Soap, Deodorant, Toothpaste + Toothbrush, Razors (disposable), Tampons/Maxi Pads, Hairspray/Gel
Do something good, get rewarded! Only for the rest of April at Cota Street Antiques!
Our store is @cotastreetantiques.bsky.social and we do use our profits selling the heirlooms of dead colonizers to help people and fight fascism.
I CACKLED, y'all.
If you don't care about the rise of fascism and helping out the less fortunate IN YOUR OWN COMMUNITY, then we don't want you at our store.
#sorrynotsorry
We sent out an email for out store that, if you help us with donations for hygiene products for the unhoused in our area, you can get a discount.
People unsubscribed from our mailing list.
Now it's almost becoming a...hey...what else can we do to weed out the terrible people?
Vive la Revolution! Buy this item, get a gift card for 17.89% of the purchase price! EXTENDED: ALL APRIL LONG!
If you missed Best (French) Friday yesterday, we've extended it!
All French and French-inspired merchandise gets 17.89% of the purchase price given back to you as a gift card!
Come on down to Cota Street Antiques and Shop French all April long (while supplies last)!
Vive la Revolution! Buy this item, get a gift card for 17.89% of the purchase price! Today only, 4/10/26!
TOMORROW, Friday 4/10/26! It's Best FRENCH Friday and if you buy an item marked with this sign, you'll get a gift card for 17.89% of the purchase price back!
We're open til 7 pm, so come early or late for this French special. But it's ONE DAY ONLY!
An antique French marble topped chiffonier.
An antique French armchair.
An antique brass inlaid table.
An antiques Louis XIV chest of drawers
An antique buffet style sideboard.
Shelton Shopping Adventures BFF poster for April: April in Paris! This Friday, April 10th.
An antique bureau.
An antique carved coffee table.
An antique French cherry armoire.
This Friday, 4/10/26 is Best Friends Friday! This month's theme is April in Paris.
Buy any French or French-inspired merchandise and you'll get 17.89% of the purchase price back as a gift card! Keep it for yourself or give it away!
Here are some of the items on special, this Friday only!
A zoomed in close up of a sketched drawing of what appears to be furniture and some text, on a grey background.
Sneak peek at something very exciting coming soon. What is it? What does it mean?
You'll find out in just a few weeks!
Come on down to Cota Street Antiques! We've got chests and more than one type of bar cabinet for all your drinking needs!
All this and more, ONLY at Cota Street Antiques.
TODAY ONLY!!
Come by today, Saturday, 3/28/26, and get 17.76% Off EVERYTHING in the store!
We're open Noon to 5 pm, so once you're done protesting with words, protest with your dollars! Every dollar spent in our stores goes to continuing operations: no CEOs getting rich at Cota Street Antiques!
The Cota Street Antiques logo on a reddish brown background, with white text reading, "NO KINGS IN AMERICA SALE 17.76% Off Everything! Saturday 3/28/26"
We've had No Kings In America since 1776, so what better way to celebrate that than with a special No Kings SALE?
Come on down to our Shelton showroom this Saturday, 3/28/26, and get 17.76% Off EVERYTHING in the store, between Noon and 5 pm!
Visit us and take home something to put in your museum!
Come on down to Cota Street Antiques! We don't just have furniture, we also have Smalls! Also, we have furniture that may have been in someone's house while Marie Antoinette was losing her head! All this and more, ONLY at Cota Street Antiques.
We *technically* have a sofa in stock, but it's a British sofa, which ain't got no couch cushions. So move along, JD!
If you're in WA, or the PNW, or heck, even if you're not but want to drive somewhere this weekend, come by Shelton, WA (right by Olympia) and check out some real cool furnishings. Sorry (not sorry) JD, ain't no couches in stock.
We've had No Kings In America since 1776, so what better way to celebrate that than with a special No Kings SALE?
Come on down to our Shelton showroom this Saturday, 3/28/26, and get 17.76% Off EVERYTHING in the store, between Noon and 5 pm!
Visit us and take home something to put in your museum!
The extra fun part? We can see how people interact with our emails.
There's a lot of "Unsubscribed at 9:00AM." followed by "Opened Email at 9:04AM." "Opened email at 9:26AM." and so on. Like they've opened it at least 20 times after unsubscribing.
Some folks just cannot let go.
For those into statistics, those 11 people represent a mere 1.17% of email list subscribers. So as much as they like to be the loudest and proudest, they are, in fact, a miniscule minority. Again, if we're talking statistically, they are insignificant.
Have a nice day!
For everyone else: come by our Shelton showroom this Saturday, 3/28 from Noon to 5 pm and get an extra 17.76% off everything in the store! This DOES STACK with our current 30% off furniture clearance.
One day only! Celebrate No Kings in America by buying old furniture!!
That's the largest single day drop other than when I manually cleaned up the list of folks who never open our emails.
So I guess the moral is: fascists really hate getting called out for being fascists. So bye, fascists! You won't be missed!
Whenever I send out an email to our customer base, I inevitably get some (at least one) people who unsubscribe. I get it, we all get too many emails.
But after I sent our No Kings Sale email (17.76% off everything this Saturday only!), I had 11 people unsubscribe.
Folks, don't be like Cus. You will still get stellar customer service because that's what we do, but you will also get dragged by strangers on social media.
One of the best 24hrs I've ever experienced.
Funded a Kickstarter (thanks to you all, but especially @cotastreetantiques.bsky.social for a HUGE contribution yesterday), and then got to hit two open mics with some fun people.
Be sure to back this project and get your own copy of Issue #4! There might be something....antique....waiting for you inside!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/jpl...
Shout-out to @cotastreetantiques.bsky.social for putting us over 100%!!!!!!!
Check them out!
48 hours to hit our first stretch goal, if you're into that kind of thing!
Come on down to Cota Street Antiques! We've got Arts and Crafts (furniture), tall boys (furniture), art, and a fortune telling scale! All this and more, ONLY at Cota Street Antiques.
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