Mary Bennet saying “No! Oh, no. No. London -“

“it's actually entirely without any eligible men.”

every single straight woman over 30

daniel radcliffe is nailing a post-child-star career. unhinged comedies, weird original screenplays, actually understanding what he’s great at…you love to see it

everyone in euphoria is way too famous to be doing a new season of euphoria

i love salman rushdie. huge fan. i mainly know him for his film work (cameo in bridget jones’ diary 2001)

Lyrics ... Give me one margarita, l'ma open my legs Give me two margaritas, l'ma give you some head Give me three margaritas, l'ma put it in my puss Give me four margaritas, l'ma put it in my tush

this song, but about margarita pizza

pitch: year round advent calendar. i don’t think opening a chocolate every day should be reserved for december. would put a pep in my step in eg march

fontanelle is a beautiful name for a girl

nicole kidman post divorce from tom cruise, dressed

going on mat leave, just deleted work email and teams from my phone

reached the stage of pregnancy where i can balance stuff on the bump. have essentially metamorphosed into a table

illustrated picture of gregor samsa from metamorphosis on his back, a bug in a bed

pregnancy is literally this

“a little life” selling on vinted says “very good” underneath then on the description says “never read”

very good
never read

thank you so much 🙏🏼

already raising him to be a legend

me wearing a badge in the greggs logo but saying “preggs”

greggs sponsorship when

a poster for The Empire Strips Back that says “THIS WAY TO THE DARK SIDE”

instead of “this way to the dark side” this should so obviously be “luke…i am your daddy”

packet of so called giant couscous

is it “giant couscous”…or is it tiny pasta. open your minds sheeple

SJP in the new "and just like that" wearing a hat that is a giant mushroom

super mario in the mushroom kingdom, meeting the mushroom people

news article: Sarah Jessica Parker Explains Her Viral Hat for And Just Like That... Season 3 Premiere, Says It Finished 'Incomplete' Look. “I saw the hat and wanted it on my head,” she recalled

SJP wearing a giant chequered mushroom hat on her head. even by SATC standards this one is nuts

for once i am speechless

graffiti on a wall that says: “SAL IS GAY: AND WE ARE All VERY Sopportive of it”

the ending to mad men we should have had

post from Jimmy Fallon: “It was an honor meeting Pope Francis last summer. I'm glad I made you laugh. Thank you for your encouraging words. Rest in peace.”

gonna start saying “i’m glad i made you laugh” whenever anyone famous dies

i won’t be watching the new harry potter series because i like trans people 🤷🏻‍♀️ and she is an exec producer and she will be getting money from it so pretty simple one that

RE-RELEASE CONCLAVE IN CINEMAS NOW

massive swan in a nest surrounded by bread absolutely thriving

saw a swan in a nest today surrounded by bread and my first and only thought was this queen knows how to live

anyone else feeling like the dire wolf has some inscrutable part to play in this whole stock market nightmare? dire wolf of wall street is that anything

there is actually nothing more humiliating than the list of hashtags under comedians’ online videos #relatable #comedy #viral

next season of white lotus there should be no murder. just people enjoying the breakfast buffet

dababy this, dababy that, when are we gonna listen to da adult

my dog (a scruffy terrier mix) reclining on a furry blanket and looking up at me adoringly

my dog is in the cutest mood rn

this is wholesome and cute

were there any good april fools today?? feel like it was radio silence