“Pearl”: oil on canvas, 18”x24”

Abbey Road-Revisited: oil on canvas 24” X 36”

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Isaac Asimov

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

George Carlin

I have an existential map. It has “You are here” written all over the place.

Steven Wright

Thought for the Day

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

Groucho Marx