Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
👋👁️👄👁️👈 it’s me btw
Im adding a journalist to the group chat anytime one of my friends sends an “I just wanted to say that I love you guys :)” text after 10pm
Another beautiful night in the desert
Beautiful
My low-stakes conspiracy theory is that pickleball was invented to gradually decrease the space reserved for tennis courts, and, in turn, public parks.
October Solar Storm outside of Oracle, AZ
Still from the television show the X-Files showing Mulder standing outside. Text reads "a ufo party"
hell yea
An Arizona sunset with mountains in the background
Huge Arizona Sunset Guy™️
